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    "Mummy, are you happy?"

    "Not really mate"

    "Are you angry?"

    "No"

    "Well, what's your face called?"

    Apparently I only have 2 emotions...

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    DD8 after her Dad told off one day was taking it out on me. When I told her it's not my fault you're in trouble so don't be rude to me. She told me it was my fault. When I asked her how it was my fault she yelled ' Because you married a black man!!!!' ( DH is Maori ).

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    I couldn't find my recently off breastmilk toddler in target. I then found him trying to pull off a bra on a mannequin in the underwear section LOL.

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    My 6yo son on the "grandparent week" at school:
    -Mum, are you a grandparent?
    -No, why you're asking?
    -Because you have wrinkles, so I didn't know....

    Great.

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    Ds "Mum, you have a bottom?"
    Me "Yes, I have a bottom"
    Ds "I have a bottom too!!!"
    Ds "you don't have penis."
    Me "No, I don't "
    Ds "i have a penis!"

    And...
    Ds "Mum, I very angry"
    Me "Why are you angry ds?"
    Ds "because I very happy!"

    😂

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    DD1 has to have fissure seals on her teeth next week. I asked her if she knew what they were. She told me yes, its like the gold teeth they have in music videos

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    DD (4) "when we die can I go to Kevin's with you?"

    (Kevin is a close family friend)

    Me: Erm, why would we go to Kevin's house?

    DD: because that's where everyone who's good goes. To Kevin in the clouds mum!

    Me: oh, you mean heaven!!

    Haha

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    3yo DD is enjoying making up her own words to songs at the moment.
    Today in the car " if you're happy and you know it, how do you spell horse?"

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    3.5yr old as we're putting out bins out for the rubbish truck
    " mum don't forget the physco bin "
    Yes mate I'll get the recycling bin 😂

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    2.5 y.o. while driving him to nursery:

    DS: I don't want to go to school!
    Me: why?
    DS: I can't!
    Me: So what will you do all day home?
    DS: Tear it down piece by piece


 

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