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    You sometimes hear youself saying "Because Mummy said so" 😮

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    You say exactly the same thing 50 times a day (eg. Don't chase the cat!) and still don't get listened to.

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    You can hold a conversation while juggling a child who is lying across your knee, then upside down, then cuddling you, then climbing down and back up again or even better she's sticking her little toy dinosaur down the front of your shirt.

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    You see bums and doodles up close and personal many times a day, including having them smooshed on you

    You sleep, sure! But you get woken up with a pint sized person screaming "mummy wake upppppp" in your face

    The. Washing. Just. Never. Ends

    You haven't watched the news for months

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    You eat the nice chocolate & biscuits in hiding.
    I'm sure mine has supersonic ears that can hear me eating a biscuit from the other end of the house!

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    When you are in high alert 24 7 as your toddler is 'highly spirited' and a runner. Even a trip to the park has to be planned!

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    When you say phrases like "don't lick the cat!!"
    "Omg! Where are your clothes! You can't be naked in a public library!"
    "What on earth is that in your mouth? On second thoughts, please just spit it out into my hand and don't tell me where you found it!"
    And what makes it worse, you've said all these things before and you know you'll say them again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by preggasaurus View Post
    When you say phrases like "don't lick the cat!!"
    "Omg! Where are your clothes! You can't be naked in a public library!"
    "What on earth is that in your mouth? On second thoughts, please just spit it out into my hand and don't tell me where you found it!"
    And what makes it worse, you've said all these things before and you know you'll say them again!
    Don't stick the dinosaur up your penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bezzy View Post
    When you have to collect items out of the toilet that shouldn't be in the toilet (shoes, clothes, hairbrush)
    And when things that should be in the toilet aren't. Yep, I have 3 boys and more **** on the floor than a public toilet.

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    When you can't watch a video on Facebook without a little voice saying "can I see?" Even if she was 3 rooms away when you started the video and it was on the lowest possible volume.

    When you need to answer ridiculous questions, like you're naked with one foot in the shower, about to step in and get asked "are you having a shower mummy?"

    When the dinner that was her favourite last week that she specifically requested again this week becomes "disgusting" and "eww".

    That the tiredness of your toddler affects the mood of the whole house.

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