This thread is just a bit of light hearted fun. I'm sure you've all seen those photos entitled "reasons my toddler is crying". Hilarious!
I thought we probably have plenty of our own amusing child logic moments to share. So hit me with your "reasons my child..." stories.
Reason my dd can't go to bed. I stole her boogies (by wiping her nose) and won't give them back. She is devastated!
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05-05-2016 20:03 #1
Reasons my child...
05-05-2016 21:36 #2
Reasons my child...
DD is 2.5. I bought her some $4 fairy wings from overflow. Within seconds of putting them on she was in tears totally distraught because ..... She still couldn't fly.
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05-05-2016 22:03 #3Senior Member
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Because I put a onesie on him and he couldn't hold his willy. He's almost 4.
05-05-2016 22:17 #4
DS just turned 3 and the escalators were not working at our local shopping centre. He held on like always and refused to budge until I picked him up to let everyone past. He cried and cried because he had to walk up. Then got to the top and then threw himself into the foetal position for a good 5 minutes while continuing to cry. I never realised how passionate he was about escalators!
05-05-2016 22:29 #5
Reason my 3yo came out of bed "my leg was cold"
Reason my 3yo came out of bed again no more than 2 minutes later, after I put a blanket on her "the blanket isn't working".
And this one from last year always gets me... Reason my [then] 5yo didn't want to compete in the school athletics carnival
"I will waste all my running".
05-05-2016 22:35 #6
06-05-2016 00:21 #7
Today 3yo DS1 burst into tears because he wanted us to do our exercises, together, while my friend was here for lunch, and I said no 🙄 I've started doing a short 7 minute circuit once or twice a day and he joins in (which is HILARIOUS) and he wants to do it in front of everyone and can't understand why I don't want to job in front of people and do lunges and squats 😕
06-05-2016 06:33 #8
I love these!
Reason dd wouldn't let dh change her nappy yesterday: "daddy bit old! Mummy better!"
Yeah, There's a competition I never wanted to win.
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06-05-2016 07:17 #9
Reasons my child...
Reason my dd1 won't eat any breakfast- I'm leaving my belly empty for junk later
Reason my dd1 has been waking early at 5am again- but I already had a good sleep last week. I've been sleeping 72 40 thousand hours
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