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    Sorry, you lost me at leaving a half opened bag. All my 'friends' just scoff the whole lot in one go.

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    I went shopping the other day when I had my period and my favourite chocolates were all on sale. The whole conveyor belt was Terry's Choc Oranges, Clinkers, and Chokitos. It was embarrassing but love a bargain and I love chocolate.

    Eat the choc harves and tell yourself you're being frugal and not wasteful

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert01 View Post
    That is an excellent point!!

    However, I am sad to say that if I had the emotional fortitude to have a half a packet left then I would eat them ...but *only if* I was premenstrual (which, technically speaking starts on the last day of my period so I end up being premenstrual for 23 out of 28 days),
    or if I was sad...
    or angry...
    or feeling guilty...
    or feeling happy...
    or if I was alone...
    or if my kids were home but in another room so I didn't have to share

    Besides, I like ants, mostly. They're the sweethearts of the insect kingdom.

    Aren't chocolate coated ants a delicacy somewhere in the world?

    Why not ant covered chocolates?
    That could lead to a spin off. What's normal? You have pre menstral, menstral, post menstral. Depending on how long the two p's are that might give you between 0-7 days?

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    I think you... uh I mean your 'friend' should eat the chocolate anyway. A bit of extra ant protein won't hurt your 'friend'.

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    in a chocolate emergency, check for ants then definitely eat them

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    Did anyone else Google if ants poo? 😳

    Apparently they have excellent toilet habits so chances are your friend did not consume any micro poo.

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    How did I miss this thread earlier?! This is hilarious!

    I hope your 'friend' ate them. It was definitely a chocolate emergency!

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    I'm hanging out for an update and what your friend decided to do

    Ftr I'd salvage them though I can't fathom how there was a half packet made available to the little critters in the first place. All my 'friends' love chocolate too much, its a single sitting indulgence

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    Ok, I confess...it was ME!!

    I poured the entire packet into a bowl and lovingly removed any ants one by one. I figured they had not breached the chocolate/shell barrier and those crispy coatings are so smooth that any germs would slide right off those suckers. Then I placed some in a jar and ate some.

    I appear to be well, although maybe my slew of nightmares last night was brought on by the hallucinogenic effect of micro poo?

    The lesson here appears to be well and truly to eat them all in one go - although I should remind you all it was a FAMILY PACK!

    Thank you all for your advice and your brilliant comments...

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    Quote Originally Posted by harvs View Post
    Ok, I confess...it was ME!!
    I'm totally shocked!

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