I am so over my big 'ol cans.
This morning, as I pinned my work blouse shut in two places because my boobs leave peeping gaps in between the button holes, I think "why the hell would anyone want big breasts?". Then I accidentally stabbed my finger with the safety pin.
I envy women with small, perky boobs who can wear nice tops. Women who can wear bikini tops without looking like a cow who needs to be milked.
I have a bit of a hunch back because they weigh my shoulders down. So attractive.
They've been sore and heavy the last few days, probably due to some hormonal phase in my cycle.
I hear so many women wishing they had a larger bust size. I'm here to tell those women that having bigguns is not fun, it's PAIN. Want a boob job? Get a C cup. Step away from the F cup falsies honey, it's not going to end well.
That is all. Feel free to share your thoughts/boob vents
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18-03-2016 09:15 #1
Vent - having a large bust = totally overrated
18-03-2016 09:26 #2
I've always wished my boobs were bigger. I'm generally an A, have gone up to a D this pregnancy. While I know D isn't huge, they are really annoying me! I feel booby in every top, probably because I'm not used to them! Glad I never got a boob job lol
18-03-2016 09:49 #3
Vent - having a large bust = totally overrated
I'm the opposite. Barely an a cup. I'm an A cup now with breast feeding.
I hate it and I'm embarrassed about it.
Called tac in high school (as in flat as a tack). High schoolers were cruel. Have only just got confident wearing a bikini but it must be padded.
No maternity bras at all in my size.
I get comments from colleagues asking me how I'm breast feeding and my mil was concerned I was starving my babies- yes really.
Push up bras don't work as there is nothing to push up.
Low cut tops are a no go as there is zero cleavage.
Strapless tops just fall straight off.
I kept hoping I was just a late developer but there was no development at all. Pregnancy and breast feeding didn't even give my hubby a handful.
He wishes he could motorboat me or at least have something to play with.
I do feel less womanly.
I'm praying my daughters have boobs but genetics is not on their side.
You can hide the fact you have a small pe.nis but there is no hiding a lack of boobs.
Eta:when my milk first came in both times I went to a B cup. Lasted about 6 weeks until my supply regulated .I loved it. I could fill out my nursing tops which all have massive busts as they assume that you will have one. Dh even took a photo of my little cleavage and couldn't stop playing with them too- that's how I know he wishes for more- he hasn't out and out told me.
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18-03-2016 10:14 #4
Im sorry. Im trying not smile as I read this. Very true, i dont have to live with such issues. Variety is the spice of life. In glad we are not all the same
18-03-2016 10:28 #5
I'm an F cup and breastfeeding- didn't really go up a size when milk came in thank god!
I hate that I can't get nice bras without spending a fortune.
I hate that I can't exercise without wearing a bra, sports bra, padded top, and sports top- forget exercise in summer!
I hate the staring and leering.
Most of all I hate the my husband, who calls himself a "boob guy" barely sees them... but notices all the smaller chested women.
Mine are huge AND perky (bless being 27)...
Would love a breast reduction. Bet he'd notice that. Lol.
18-03-2016 10:31 #6Senior Member
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Im a B cup and often wish I was bigger but I must say, push up bras can do wonders so thank you to whoever invented them. That aside, ive watched too many of those body modification shows and no way could I go through such a procedure.
18-03-2016 10:31 #7
Whilst I have sympathy for you LMS, it must be hard to feel like that, I'm with Degrassi. I've got big-uns and it really is the pits. I can't wear anything loose fitting without my boobs leaving me with tent look... And now with pregnancy... Don't even get me started. I'm struggling to squeeze them into my f cup maternity bras from last pregnancy. It's a special kind of hell. Nothing looks good on me and I find myself losing self esteem because big boobs and short stature do not make for a good frame to wear nice clothes. I too have the hunch back thing going on and constantly get back pain. Burning back pain. I really do hate it.
18-03-2016 10:32 #8
I have never envied women with large breasts. I have actually felt sincere sympathy for them. I was only an A cup now I am a D, I would be happy to be smaller, but im nearly 60, so I think I wont be changing too much from now. marie
18-03-2016 11:36 #9
My sister is very well endowed and hates it. I have seen the deep marks in her shoulders at the end of the day from her bra straps. I know she would love to have a reduction but is scared about surgery. I always feel bad for her and the unwanted attention she has received all her life because of her bloody b00bs.
I used to be really jealous 😞 because I am an A cup. Then I went to a DD when my milk came in with DS1. Same happened with DS2 and I'm already a D with this pregnancy. I don't like it.
So I understand what you are saying.
18-03-2016 11:36 #10
Agree with everything. Currently an F cup, hoping my boobs will shrink back to pre-pregnancy E or smaller (I hope smaller) once I'm finished breastfeeding. I'd love to be a C cup
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