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    Default IVF over 40 #26

    Quote Originally Posted by Tahli View Post
    @Summer I'm sooo relieved to hear Mint Slices have a 50% higher success rate than Tim Tams. I have, however, just found some Chocolate Ripple biscuits right at the bottom of the biscuit tin. Any idea where they sit on the SISRI (Summer's Increased Success Rate Indicator)?
    On the SISRI there are many variables that can affect the ultimate outcome. Temperature of the product, time of consumption, quantity consumed & whether said consumption was combined with any other variable such as ice-cream, cream or other chocolate item.

    The best results were achieved with Mint Slices that had been in the freezer for a time quotient of an average 6.2 hours prior to consumption, with 4 being the preferred quantity, however no detrimental effects were recorded at higher levels.

    Tim Tams, Wagon Wheels, Creme Eggs & Dairy Milk chocolate were within a percentage point of each other, however Chocolate Ripple did not produce discernible results & was no better than placebo.

    There are openings for researchers interested in joining the SISRI team to evaluate the response rate of other chocolate products on lining thickness as well as the alleviation of PMS symptoms, stress & anxiety. Some of the products needing testing are those produced in the kitchens of research scientists @Blossom74 & @BlondeinBrisvegas who have shown excellent aptitude in this particular area. Please contact Summer directly for further information on this important over-40s IVF study.
    Last edited by Summer; 09-02-2016 at 09:48.

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    haha classic @Summer. join me up for the testing team

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    @Precious40 I hope you get some clear answers today. @winsor that line looks great so I'm sure you'll have the right numbers today. @Caesardust such a hard thing being in 2WT with pregnyl, hoping you get some clarity in the next few days. @BIB yes court in a few weeks but Family Reports today - DH ended up sticking with the male solicitor who got instant results with the holiday issue, so feels comfortable there.

    Hopefully I don't have to see too much of the ex today - I always feel so inferior - she gave DH a baby & I haven't yet, & she's thinner than me... I'm so pathetic!

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    She doesn't have your husband's love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie74 View Post
    Ok good.. I started it last nite. I feel so feckin nervous about every move I make at the moment.. This is no good for my nerves!

    Better get to woolies and start that taste-testing.. That may help matters...
    Either that or you could get a valium or two into you!!! 😉😁

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    @Charlie74 I understand that feeling. I have no idea about Clexane I'm afraid. I wonder if that's why Dr W put me on it from cd1?? I seriously have no clue. Is your next scan Thursday?
    I'm just doing abit of Clexane/lining research and have just read that some people crush the Viagra tablets before inserting them. Noted.
    Another tip is lots of orgasms to increase the blood flow. Noted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Summer View Post
    @Precious40 I hope you get some clear answers today. @winsor that line looks great so I'm sure you'll have the right numbers today. @Caesardust such a hard thing being in 2WT with pregnyl, hoping you get some clarity in the next few days. @BIB yes court in a few weeks but Family Reports today - DH ended up sticking with the male solicitor who got instant results with the holiday issue, so feels comfortable there.

    Hopefully I don't have to see too much of the ex today - I always feel so inferior - she gave DH a baby & I haven't yet, & she's thinner than me... I'm so pathetic!
    OMFG!! You're a 1000 times the woman she could ever hope to be Luv!!

    The fact she got up the duff with no issue is just dumb luck not because she's anything frucking special!!

    She's prob thin because she needs to frucking eat a hamburger or something!! Prob why she's such a nutcase too!!! Her brain's hypoxic from a lack of carbs!!😊

    Take a Vienna loaf with you & aim it at her head!!!😉😁xo

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    ...or feed it to her, she may return to a non hypoxic state and realise she's not putting her son's needs first then increase contact nicely!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summer View Post
    On the SISRI there are many variables that can affect the ultimate outcome. Temperature of the product, time of consumption, quantity consumed & whether said consumption was combined with any other variable such as ice-cream, cream or other chocolate item.

    The best results were achieved with Mint Slices that had been in the freezer for a time quotient of an average 6.2 hours prior to consumption, with 4 being the preferred quantity, however no detrimental effects were recorded at higher levels.

    Tim Tams, Wagon Wheels, Creme Eggs & Dairy Milk chocolate were within a percentage point of each other, however Chocolate Ripple did not produce discernible results & was no better than placebo.

    There are openings for researchers interested in joining the SISRI team to evaluate the response rate of other chocolate products on lining thickness as well as the alleviation of PMS symptoms, stress & anxiety. Some of the products needing testing are those produced in the kitchens of research scientists @Blossom74 & @BlondeinBrisvegas who have shown excellent aptitude in this particular area. Please contact Summer directly for further information on this important over-40s IVF study.


    Bah ha ha, comedy gold

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blossom74 View Post
    Bah ha ha, comedy gold
    Agreed!! For me it's on a par with your IVF Clinic Marketing Poster post!!!!

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