+ Reply to Thread
Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast
Results 11 to 20 of 27
  1. #11
    Join Date
    Apr 2013
    Posts
    4,928
    Thanks
    4,557
    Thanked
    4,427
    Reviews
    0
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 postsAmber Star - 2,000 posts
    Awards:
    100 Posts in a week

    Default Kids are.... Embarrassing

    We were at a friend's last week and her DS the same age (almost 2) lifted up her shirt while she was slouching on the sofa and blew raspberries on her tummy, we all laughed, it was cute and funny. This week, twice, DS has tried to lift my shirt while I'm standing and blows raspberries at *that* part of my crotch. 😳
    Last edited by HollyGolightly81; 31-01-2016 at 01:11.

  2. The Following User Says Thank You to HollyGolightly81 For This Useful Post:

    CakeyMumma  (31-01-2016)

  3. #12
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Victoria
    Posts
    1,867
    Thanks
    3,216
    Thanked
    1,513
    Reviews
    4
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 posts
    I'm 7.5 months pregnant so now of course DD (4) is noticing all the other pregnant women we encounter while out and about.

    Yesterday at my physio appointment in the busy waiting area she loudly pointed out "that lady over there has a baby in her tummy like you mummy" as I went to pay the receptionist. Except the lady in question was about 60 and just carrying a few extra kgs.

    Worst part was I couldn't bend over and whisper a response to DD as my back is totally stuffed at the moment so instead I quietly said "no, she's not honey" but then of course DD goes "YES she IS MUMMY!! Look at her TUMMMY!!!" so loudly everyone could hear her.

    Couldn't get outta there quick enough!

  4. The Following User Says Thank You to MsViking For This Useful Post:

    CakeyMumma  (31-01-2016)

  5. #13
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Posts
    1,945
    Thanks
    1,166
    Thanked
    963
    Reviews
    0
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 posts
    Awards:
    Funniest Caption
    Quote Originally Posted by ~Marigold~ View Post
    Hahaha...
    DD always chooses the worst times to become boob friendly! We'll be standing in the checkout and she'll randomly start poking my chest, saying "mummy's boobies!"
    So embarrassing. I don't even have boobs, lol
    I don't either! Problem is now she got rewarded for it from the deli guy now she tries it all the time!!

  6. The Following User Says Thank You to bpac For This Useful Post:

    ~Marigold~  (31-01-2016)

  7. #14
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    405
    Thanks
    137
    Thanked
    143
    Reviews
    0
    At ultrasound for bub4 yesterday... ds who is 3, started giving the tech a run down of how mummy and dd have a bum and sit down to go to the toilet and him and ds2 and daddy hold their 'lillies' (haha can't say willy )
    Completely random conversation.
    He also told her that I have boobies, but the baby is in my belly, not my boobies.
    Last edited by kezty; 31-01-2016 at 09:57.

  8. The Following User Says Thank You to kezty For This Useful Post:

    CakeyMumma  (31-01-2016)

  9. #15
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Gippsland
    Posts
    14,939
    Thanks
    1,246
    Thanked
    4,080
    Reviews
    2
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 postsAmber Star - 2,000 postsAmethyst Star - 5,000 postsEmerald Star - 10,000 posts
    Ha! Well my DD (4) can be embarrassing too. Like once in the supermarket we walked near an overweight woman and when DD was *right* behind her, said "Bum bum...hehehe" (a bit like a minion). If I see someone who has distinguishing features I quickly avert her attention and if possible walk in a different direction. Just never can tell what'll come out of her mouth!

  10. #16
    Join Date
    Apr 2013
    Posts
    4,928
    Thanks
    4,557
    Thanked
    4,427
    Reviews
    0
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 postsAmber Star - 2,000 posts
    Awards:
    100 Posts in a week
    Quote Originally Posted by kezty View Post
    At ultrasound for bub4 yesterday... ds who is 3, started giving the tech a run down of how mummy and dd have a bum and sit down to go to the toilet and him and ds2 and daddy hold their 'lillies' (haha can't say willy )
    Completely random conversation.
    He also told her that I have boobies, but the baby is in my belly, not my boobies.
    Years ago some twins (3yo) I used to nanny for were chatting with their mom about getting bunk beds and she told one of them she was worried they would fight over the top and he said 'mummy, I have an idea. You get two bunk beds so (other twin) and I can sleep on the top and the new babies can sleep on the bottom!'

    'What new babies? There are never going to be any new babies.'

    Grabs both her boobs and shouts 'these ones!'😂😂😂

  11. The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to HollyGolightly81 For This Useful Post:

    kezty  (01-02-2016),Mod-Degrassi  (31-01-2016),Mod-Zeddie  (31-01-2016),smallpotatoes  (31-01-2016)

  12. #17
    harvs's Avatar
    harvs is offline Winner 2014 - Spirit of BubHub Award
    Winner 2016 - Member you'd most like to meet
    Join Date
    Jun 2012
    Posts
    10,181
    Thanks
    6,427
    Thanked
    16,392
    Reviews
    1
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 postsAmber Star - 2,000 postsAmethyst Star - 5,000 postsEmerald Star - 10,000 posts
    Awards:
    Busiest Member of the Week - week ended 9/4/15Busiest Member of the Week - week ended 2/4/15Busiest Member of the Week - week ended 19/3/15Busiest Member of the Week200 Posts in a week

    Default Kids are.... Embarrassing

    I shared this on facey a couple of weeks ago:

    DS greeted the neighbour this morning.
    Neighbour greeted him back.
    DS tried to engage conversation. Neighbour didn't hear.

    'Hey mum! Mummy! Dis f***er don't want to talk to me!'

    *puts house on the market*

    Mortifying. I'm still mortified.

  13. The Following 16 Users Say Thank You to harvs For This Useful Post:

    azelqra  (31-01-2016),bezzy  (31-01-2016),CakeyMumma  (31-01-2016),HillDweller  (31-01-2016),HollyGolightly81  (31-01-2016),Jontu  (31-01-2016),JR03  (31-01-2016),Kristyj  (31-01-2016),M'LadyEm  (31-01-2016),Marchbundle  (31-01-2016),meandmyboys82  (31-01-2016),Mod-Degrassi  (31-01-2016),mrsboyts  (31-01-2016),MsViking  (03-02-2016),smallpotatoes  (31-01-2016),teenie  (31-01-2016)

  14. #18
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Posts
    10,540
    Thanks
    3,317
    Thanked
    6,398
    Reviews
    1
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 postsAmber Star - 2,000 postsAmethyst Star - 5,000 postsEmerald Star - 10,000 posts
    Awards:
    100 Posts in a week
    Walking along the footpath today holding hands with DS, very busy road near the beach - suddenly he stops and tries to get me to pick him up. Pulls my top down and exposes my bosom.

    I was so shocked I said "what the f*** are you doing?" then instantly felt like a bogan for swearing at my child No one heard, but still!

  15. The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Mod-Degrassi For This Useful Post:

    bezzy  (31-01-2016),CakeyMumma  (31-01-2016),meandmyboys82  (31-01-2016)

  16. #19
    Join Date
    Jul 2015
    Location
    Sunshine Coast
    Posts
    2,963
    Thanks
    2,383
    Thanked
    2,071
    Reviews
    0
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 postsAmber Star - 2,000 posts
    Quote Originally Posted by harvs View Post
    I shared this on facey a couple of weeks ago:

    DS greeted the neighbour this morning.
    Neighbour greeted him back.
    DS tried to engage conversation. Neighbour didn't hear.

    'Hey mum! Mummy! Dis f***er don't want to talk to me!'

    *puts house on the market*

    Mortifying. I'm still mortified.
    That's hilarious!! My youngest daughter (9 now) always had to point the obvious out. Like I remember we were in a dr's surgery waiting to get seen, and she saw an obese man and said in a raised voice "Mummy, look at that fat man!!" or another time, some friends and I took our kids to the Myers Christmas window display in Brisbane and a "little" person walked past, she yelled out "mummy, look at that little girl who looks like a lady!" It gets a bit embarrassing at times for sure lol.

  17. #20
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    4,688
    Thanks
    1,295
    Thanked
    1,839
    Reviews
    9
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 postsAmber Star - 2,000 posts
    Quote Originally Posted by Marchbundle View Post
    That's hilarious!! My youngest daughter (9 now) always had to point the obvious out. Like I remember we were in a dr's surgery waiting to get seen, and she saw an obese man and said in a raised voice "Mummy, look at that fat man!!" or another time, some friends and I took our kids to the Myers Christmas window display in Brisbane and a "little" person walked past, she yelled out "mummy, look at that little girl who looks like a lady!" It gets a bit embarrassing at times for sure lol.
    That reminds me when 2 yo ds shouted out "look! A pigeon!!" The pigeon happened to be next to a little person who shot us a dirty look because it did sound a little like ds said 'look! A midget!'


 

Similar Threads

  1. Embarrassing moments!
    By Luanajo in forum General Parenting Tips, Advice & Chat
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 15-07-2015, 22:00
  2. Embarrassing but help please!
    By misskittyfantastico in forum General Health
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: 30-06-2015, 17:48
  3. This is embarrassing and it's ****ing me off
    By SAgirl in forum General Parenting Tips, Advice & Chat
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 16-05-2015, 08:27

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
FEATURED SUPPORTER
Transition into Parenthood / Calmbirth SydneyJulie's Transition into Parenthood and Calmbirth courses for pregnant couples will get you ready, prepared and ...
FORUMS - chatting now ...
April/May TTC group chatConception & Fertility General Chat
IVF/FET April & May chatConception & Fertility General Chat
CD8, Who's also at the start of their cycle and TTC?Conception & Fertility General Chat
Considering a terminationShould we have another baby?
IVF babies due March/April/May 2017#2pregnancy and babies through IVF
Things your pets have eaten and shouldn't haveGeneral Parenting Tips, Advice & Chat
REVIEWS
"Pigeon teats rule!"
by Alex
Pigeon PP Wide Neck reviews ›
"Wonderful natural Aussie made product!"
by Mrstwr
Baby U Goat Milk Moisturiser reviews ›
"Replaced good quality with cheap tight nappies"
by Kris
Coles Comfy Bots Nappies reviews ›