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    Quote Originally Posted by misskittyfantastico View Post
    Our number one knock knock joke here is:
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Europe.
    Europe who?
    I am NOT a poo! How rude!!
    My niece told me this one. It's awesome!

    Also

    A man walks into a bar and asks for a fork. The bartender gives him one and leave. Then another man walks into the bar and asks for a fork. The bartender gives him one and he leaves. Another ten men come in one by one to get a fork and then leave. Finally a man walks into a bar and asks for a straw. The bartender says "Everyone else's wanted a fork- why do you want a straw?" The man replies "Someone threw up outside and all the chunky bits are gone"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alicia111 View Post
    Q - Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
    A - because he had no guts.

    I remember thinking at this was the funniest joke I had ever heard, I used it for years.
    This is the only joke my son (5yo) has laughed at so far. He then proceeds to tell this "joke":
    "Knock knock"
    "Who's there?"
    "Skeleton"
    "Skelton who?"
    "Skeleton with no nipples"

    He thinks he's hilarious.

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    These were my 3 go to jokes when I was young:

    What did one farmer say to the other?
    We're Farmers

    What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
    Dam!

    What do you call a camel in Alaska?
    Lost.

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    I haven't read all the replies, so I hope no one has said this one already...
    "Knock knock"
    "Who's there?"
    "Puma"
    "Puma who?"
    "Puma pants!"

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    Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
    It ran out of juice!

    What's red and looks like a bucket?
    A red bucket.
    What's yellow and looks like a bucket?
    A red bucket in disguise!!

    What black and white and red all over?
    A sunburnt penguin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frankenmum View Post
    In the tradition of the 'Sally' jokes, I'll add the rest of the Koala jokes...

    Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

    Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.

    Why did the kangaroo die? Three koalas fell on it.
    That last part is absolutely beautiful!

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    My kids are loving these jokes! I'm going to find a kids joke book for them over the weekend

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    I was obsessed with Pokemon as a small child. So my favourite was 'how do you pikachu on a bus?..... You Pokemon (poke him on)' I thought this was the greatest joke ever!!

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    Not me..but my daughter loved this joke when she was younger ( and lady gaga had just become popular)

    How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

    Poker Face
    ☺☺☺☺

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