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    My Dad used to always tell this one:

    When is a car not a car?

    When it turns into a driveway 😁😁

    Such a Dad joke but makes me smile

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    Oh @harvs I love Far Side! Love!

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    A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "why the long face?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by HearMeRoar View Post
    A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "why the long face?"
    This is my husbands favourite joke! I hear this at least once a week and he cracks himself up every time :-)

    These are all hilarious - my DH is a great one for jokes and I'm collecting all these to share :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by harvs View Post
    Total off topic but meh, it's my thread. Why is it cows are so funny?
    You should see them eating lemons. Hilarious!

    What do you call a dog with no legs?
    Whatever you want. It won't come anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frankenmum View Post
    Even as a kid I had a slightly deranged sense of humour.... my fave was:

    Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

    I thought it was hilarious
    In the tradition of the 'Sally' jokes, I'll add the rest of the Koala jokes...

    Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

    Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.

    Why did the kangaroo die? Three koalas fell on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparklebug View Post
    Why was 6 scared of 7?
    Because 7 8 9 (7 ate 9)
    DS told me a joke the other day-

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 threw pancakes in his face


    I DIE laughing whenever I think about it!

    The Sally jokes are gold!

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    Our number one knock knock joke here is:
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    Who's there?
    Europe.
    Europe who?
    I am NOT a poo! How rude!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskittyfantastico View Post
    Our number one knock knock joke here is:
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    Europe who?
    I am NOT a poo! How rude!!
    I actually can't breathe from trying to laugh silently at this. I have tears.

    Did NOT see that coming.

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