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    My favorite joke when I was younger was

    What has 4 legs and flies?
    2 birds

    Now I'm older I must admit I don't get it. I thought it was hilarious at the time though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harvs View Post
    Ah...this is awkward...

    Not an original either.

    Sorry...
    @Full House the Sally jokes are amazing! Why did I never hear all these amazing jokes and just the rude ones? Stoopid Perth.
    I know. Sally sets the standard for jokes in our house...my kids find her hard to beat on the funny o meter.
    Here's one.
    Will you remember mein a day
    Will you remember me in a week?
    A year?
    (the other person says yes to all of these).
    Knock knock.
    Who's there.
    You already forgot me!

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    Q - Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
    A - because he had no guts.

    I remember thinking at this was the funniest joke I had ever heard, I used it for years.

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    What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?
    Doyouthinkhesawus.

    What do you call a one eyed dinosaur with a dog?
    Doyouthinkhesawus Rex.

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    Why was 6 scared of 7?
    Because 7 8 9 (7 ate 9)

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    My favourite knock knock joke may not come across well in text:

    Person 1: want to hear a an irish knock knock joke?

    Person 2: ok

    Person 1: You start

    Person 2: Knock knock

    Person 1: Who's there?

    Person 2: *cue silence and look of confusion as they weren't the one telling the joke, so they don't know who's there.

    I used to tell that one all the time and thought I was a comic genuis

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    So many faves in here! Here's one that I used to find hilarious as a child, and DH now tells it to the children, though he often just gets this in response!

    What do you call a sheep crossed with a kangaroo?
    A woolly jumper!

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    I don't know why but I remember as a kid thinking this was hilarious...

    A man walked into a bar with a thong... The bar tender asked 'do you lose a thong mate?' he said 'no I found one!'

    Every time I see a random thong on the side of the road I have a little giggle and think of my mate who told me the joke!!

    I'm pretty bad at remembering jokes... I tend to remember the punch line and stuff up the joke :/

    Like I once nearly weed myself laughing over a Bon Bon joke... It went something like 'what do you call a crab at the beach on Christmas?? Sandy claws' I know the answer is right but I'm not sure the joke is. Totally cracked me up!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by harvs View Post
    Total off topic but meh, it's my thread. Why is it cows are so funny?

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    I LOVE the far side, and there is a classic with two cows sitting in their living room with the telephone ringing and one is saying "there it goes again, and here we sit without opposable thumbs."

    gold

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    Person 1: Knock knock
    Person 2: Who's there?
    Person 1: Grandma
    Person 2: Grandma who?
    Person 1: Knock knock
    Person 2: Who's there?
    Person 1: Grandma
    Person 2: Grandma who?
    Person 1: knock knock
    Person 2: who's there?
    Person 1: grandma
    Person 2: grandma who?
    Person 1: Knock knock
    Person 2: who's there?
    Person 1: aunt
    Person 2: aunt who?
    Person 1: aunt you glad there's no more grandmas?

    I told that joke so many times as a kid. I thought it was hilarious!

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