Ooh I just remember my favourite favourite!!
Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: Nice belt!
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11-11-2015 21:13 #41
11-11-2015 21:20 #42Senior Member
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What's red and eats rocks?
A red rock eater.
11-11-2015 21:29 #43
Not a joke as such but I once saw a birthday card with a lion on it that said "I hope you have a very happy birthday and I'm not lyin'. Get it, I'm a lion and I said I'm not lyin'." I laughed about that for years.
11-11-2015 21:32 #44
11-11-2015 21:32 #45Senior Member
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1. Knock knock
2. Who's there?
1. Interrupting cow.
2. Interrupting co
Cracked me up.
11-11-2015 21:49 #46
Lying in bed shaking with laughter! Read a few to DH and he just thinks I'm mad
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11-11-2015 21:51 #47
Total off topic but meh, it's my thread. Why is it cows are so funny?
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11-11-2015 21:56 #48
Why did the shark cross the road? Because it was attached to the chicken, DD told me that one when she was in prep and I thought it was pretty funny.
Why did the emu cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken
It's just me no need to cry
11-11-2015 21:57 #49
Why don't Mummy Kangaroos like the rain? Because it means Joeys have to play inside
11-11-2015 22:32 #50Senior Member
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- Adelaide SA
What's the definition of a skeleton?
A stripteaser gone too far
I got told this once as a kid & the damn thing won't leave my head
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