Oh gosh? These are amazing. I have a million because my DS1 is a little creep sometimes. When he was not quite 3, I was feeling sick and he came into the room and asked me if I wanted to play. I said "no mate, I feel terrible." He replied "You don't look terrible Mummy. Do you want to drown?"
Err... No thanks buddy...
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07-11-2015 21:28 #11
07-11-2015 21:35 #12
Another time we were talking about families and I was explaining that there are all different kinds of families ie. Nuclear, single parent, same sex, grandparent as carer etc. and I used our friends(who we had been to the pool with the previous week) as an example. I said if A and B have a baby, that baby will have two mums instead of a mum and a dad. He replies "yes. And if they take the baby to the pool and let go of it, the baby will sink."
07-11-2015 22:06 #13
This afternoon at the shops I'm looking at some brauer sleep remedy and dd1 (10) is standing there bored and decides to pick something up off the shelf and ask what it is and what's it's for... It was lube...
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07-11-2015 22:08 #14
07-11-2015 22:54 #15
DH was changing DD (2.5) after her bath tonight. She was swinging her nappy around while DH was drying her off. He farted and she gasps and says, "Oh daddy you farted!" Hands him the nappy, "Here you go, I'll change your nappy"
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07-11-2015 23:42 #16
A few weeks ago he was playing frisbee with DH and threw it into the bushes instead of to DH. DH said "you're a bit off there!" And DS said "Oh sorry! I thought you were dead!" Then started laughing 😳
Seriously sometimes I just want to back away slowly! Lucky he is so cute and loving the rest of the time!
08-11-2015 01:18 #17
I was in an elevator in a posh CBD apartment with my 4yo. Another lady hopped in and DD said to her "we don't belong here".
08-11-2015 02:02 #18
Just yesterday while out picking up pizza for dinner my 5 year old miss attitude asks if shes getting out the car. My sister replys "yeah, why do you think we brought you. ...to carry all the food" dd replies dryly "hmmmm you think your real funny....NO" I could not stop laughing 😂
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