When you go to the supermarket and the first thing you do is head to the dairy aisle to get DS a yoghurt for the road.
When an impromptu decision to go out somewhere requires 15 minutes of 'getting ready'.
When the only food your child wants to eat is the food that's on your plate.
When going out for tea at 7pm is a big night out.
When silence is not so much relaxing but alarming.
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07-06-2015 18:53 #11
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07-06-2015 19:16 #12
So many giggles. Thanks girls.
I have another couple,
when you spend days wishing for some alone time and then start missing your child the minute they're away.
When you will sniff a baby's butt in public without a second thought.
07-06-2015 20:07 #13
When you let the toddler vomit on you because it's easier to shower and change than clean carpet.
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07-06-2015 20:13 #14Senior Member
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When you spend every school morning either yelling about shoes, looking for shoes or putting shoes on feet.
The first time you make that classic rookie mistake of checking for a dirty nappy by pulling the top back with your fingers.
When you utter phrases like "We must never wee in other peoples gumboots".
07-06-2015 20:24 #15
This is such a funny thread.
That first time you're faced with a poopslosion and can't figure out how to get their onesie off without getting poo on their face. And no, it wasn't one with an envelope neck!
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07-06-2015 20:31 #16
Mine are mostly toddler related: When you reset the washing machine for the 3rd time because your toddler has come along and changed the cycle (again)
When you cull your entire house 3 times in hope that less stuff means less to put away after the cyclone (18 month DD) hits each morning
When you immediately move something out of the 30cm radius in front of your toddler at the dinner table
When you don't even bat an eyelid that your toddlers pooed during nappy free time and then tried to help by cleaning it up - aka smushing it into the rug. 😐
When you used to tsk at people using abbreviations in text messages and now yours are full of them if you've even found the time to reply that is (really makes texting quicker - who'd have known)
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07-06-2015 20:34 #17
When you're having your wedding photos holding one of your 4 month old babies and he spews - and you catch it in your hand and turn to you husband to say "can you get me the spew rag?" - and manage to not get any on your dress
07-06-2015 20:36 #18
When you start cleaning house especially at the weekend and kid comes along just where you've cleaned and makes new mess instantly.
07-06-2015 21:08 #19
When you have been conversing with your 3.5yr old about how, no, we do not eat people, for a good 5mins before you wonder where on earth they got that idea from?
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07-06-2015 21:52 #20
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