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    Where to begin...
    "Painted" our hard wood floor with the entire contents of the jumbo sudo cream tub.
    Ate a fair amount of said sudo cream.
    Pooed in the shower and tried to hide it by pushing it down the drain thus filling our shower with the smell for several days.

    Put a bunch of Lego blocks in the microwave and turned it on

    Ate DSSs entire easter bunny after theiving it from the fridge at 2am. Woke up at 6am to a bloated, cranky, covered in chocolate toddler who was crashing off the sugar train, no idea how i didnt wake up

    Attempted to clean her ears out with a tampon in front of the entire family

    A regular one atm as we are toilet training is, doing secret poo in her nappy while hiding in her toy corner in bedroom. Removes said nappy anf hides it. Comes and announces shr needs to be wiped. So i clean her up anf spend the next X amount of hours looking for either poo or a nappy.

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    Pitched a fit because I wouldn't let him play with his gumboots in the bathtub

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    Quote Originally Posted by monnie24 View Post
    My DD has done none of this 😳 I'm waiting for the day she does something bad as she's almost 2.5. She is very strong willed and behaved most of the time.

    We haven't even baby proofed
    My DD is 3.5 & doesn't really do these things either.

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    This morning he found my paper scraps from my homework last night and a glue stick and stuck everything onto my nice dining table.

    Then cracked it when I removed the paper and made him clean up the glue 😳

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    OP I feel your pain. When my twins were toddlers they got into my tampon stash and opened the plastic wrapper on two boxes of tampons... I didn't know whether I should be using them since they had been introduced to the environment and AF wasn't due for another couple of weeks, so I had to turf the whole lot and start again. Tampons are expensive!

    I found them both with my mascara all over their faces one day. I recorded a little video of it, it's hilarious.

    DD is a bit of a go-getter. She tantrummed this morning because I was dressing her. She just snapped and started screaming "noooooo" at me. It lasted about 10 minutes, then she snapped back, suddenly stoppped crying and gave me a kiss and cuddle and sat quietly with me snuggling until school time.
    She has drawn all over our rental house (brand new when we moved in) with texta (thank god for magic eraser!), she uses her little scooter as a portable step to reach anything up high that has been put out of her reach- including the front door latch. (We aren't allowed a screen door and there is no fence.)
    I keep a big bag of cooking salt in the main bathroom cupboard which has a baby lock on it, from post-birth with DD (salt water is great for healing wounds). It's nearly full. 3 times now I have gone in to find massive salt piles everywhere, I have to throw all that salt out and replace it with brand new. I don't even know how she cracks the baby locks- I have the same locks on other cupboards that she can't manage to undo, but there is something about this one.

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    The other day ds cracked a dozen eggs all over the plates in the cupboard!

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    Dd poo'd in the shower tonight, I was sitting in the bathroom and admittedly had my head in my phone whilst she was playing in there. Because she was playing for a while the shower screen had steamed up and I didn't notice that she had done it, it was everywhere!

    So it was really a mum fail, I was so close to her and had no idea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mkj View Post
    Pitched a fit because I wouldn't let him play with his gumboots in the bathtub
    This thread is making me laugh. This one reminds me of the time DS called me into his room after bedtime and asked very seriously if he could wear his helmet to bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monnie24 View Post
    We haven't even baby proofed
    We haven't either.

    On the weekend while dh was *supposed* to be watching ds, he got into the kitchen bin, pulled out a teabag which he broke and spread tealeaves everywhere. i walked in and was like...um dh where did you think ds was?!

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    Found DD asleep like this one night after she'd found my makeup
    Lol was she doing a dark knight impersonation? 😂😂
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