STOP BEING ME! (A funny version, obvs.)Originally Posted by Moxy
The way I'm feeling today - early night.
Do a wet fart on a first date when you're wearing white pants or accidentally burp in your date's mouth when you have your first kiss?
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17-01-2016 10:39 #881
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More like you're trying to be me. Understandable. Originally Posted by harvs
Burp, at least it can be passed off as a cough or something😒
Have your dominant hand amputated or one of your legs?
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Dominant hand, I lurve to boogie on the dance floor. Amputated leg would totally throw off my groove.
Home theatre or home gym
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Cheezels or pretzels?
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I can't breathe. a wet fart!! is that like a shart? 😂😂😂😂😂 Originally Posted by harvs
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17-01-2016 17:37 #886
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Yeah I suppose it is! I always have called them wet fart :-) Originally Posted by turquoisecoast
Cheezels without a doubt. Originally Posted by binnielici
Driving on a freeway and having a huntsman on your windscreen on the inside or giving a presentation in front of 100s of people and having a large moth in your bra?
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Moth in bra. Moths do not bother me at all. I like to think of them as butterflies with dust on their wings 😃 Originally Posted by harvs
Christmas or Easter?
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Easter! 4 days off and less pressure to spend too much money and have too much extended family time (bah humbug, haha). Originally Posted by ~Marigold~
No sex or no chocolate for the rest of your life?
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No sex. Hands down 😂
Having a huge, pus filled zit in the middle of your chin for several days or conjunctivitis?
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Conjunctivitis any excuse to not having to go to work 👍 Originally Posted by Moxy
Being extremely sunburnt for a week or having headlice infection
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