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    What are the things that have happened in your life that made you wonder if you were born into a circus? I need some stories to stop me from feeling so alone! :sly:

    My father has moved to Vietnam to be with his 26 year old mistress..and they are talking kids.
    My child might have an uncle or aunty that will be younger then them! Excuse me whilst i hop off my elephant

    I cant have a baby shower as the 4 'matriarch' women in my life wont be in the same room together, and if i have one and dont invite any of them then well...the elephant poo will hit the tent!

    Tell me about your crazy family.

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    im from a big family, I dont talk to 3 of my siblings,
    two of my other siblings dont talk to one another.

    I had 3 nieces and nephews born that I didnt even know existed til they were 2+

    My (ex) fil is now TTC with his (new) girlfriend (not my childrens grandmother)

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    My auntie (mothers sister ) let's call her J was married to a man (a) they had 3 children together.

    My uncle (mothers brother ) let's call him T was married to a lady called D. They had two kids together.

    Then D and A got together and had a child .

    So I think that means their cousins are also their half brothers/sisters? I don't know, even im still confused.

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    Don't worry you are not the only one! My DH and I have been TTC for 3 years now and just after finding out I couldn't conceive naturally my MIL bought me baby clothes?! When I expressed how this made me feel sad and asked her nicely not to bring anymore she stormed off and hasn't spoken to me since! She didn't even say a single word to me at our wedding!!

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    All my family lives in Vic and I have a brother here is Qld (only family in the state) long story short his wife keeps his balls in her handbag. We don't talk at all now.

    My ds didn't get a call or visit for birthday or christmas because she said he couldn't.

    Aren't family dramas fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by heplusme View Post
    What are the things that have happened in your life that made you wonder if you were born into a circus? I need some stories to stop me from feeling so alone! :sly:

    My father has moved to Vietnam to be with his 26 year old mistress..and they are talking kids.
    My child might have an uncle or aunty that will be younger then them! Excuse me whilst i hop off my elephant

    I cant have a baby shower as the 4 'matriarch' women in my life wont be in the same room together, and if i have one and dont invite any of them then well...the elephant poo will hit the tent!

    Tell me about your crazy family.
    Sort of similar.... step dads father has lived in Thailand for years. Married a woman a few years younger than step dad and they have a daughter who is 8. My sister is her biological niece but my sister is older than her by 9 years.

    I have all kinds of crazy in my family but nothing else i feel comfortable sharing here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashram View Post
    My auntie (mothers sister ) let's call her J was married to a man (a) they had 3 children together.

    My uncle (mothers brother ) let's call him T was married to a lady called D. They had two kids together.

    Then D and A got together and had a child .

    So I think that means their cousins are also their half brothers/sisters? I don't know, even im still confused.
    This one hurts my brain! What are the chances of a total partner swap!? :what:

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    I just thought id make things even more awkward, my dads brother has 3 kids in Aus..a wife in Vietnam, and a 25 yr old GF who has just has a baby to him. He is 60. Vom!

    So does that make the baby my second cousin?

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    Oh god where do I begin?? Mum and dad split up years ago. Like maybe 15 or so. I was young anyway. Noone re-married or similar and now mum has met, moved into her house and is very serious with a man who, and I am not exaggerating, looks like my dads long lost twin brother. Same beer gut, slightly grey streaked beard, sock tan, same blue blue eyes, same hight down to the inch. They also now live in the same town and often get mistaken for each other and both work in the same industry. They both only drink XXXX bitter, smoke the same brand of cigarettes, wear the same top pocket collared t shirts.
    My mum definitely has a type. Like 1 exact type. Seeing as this js the first serious relationship since my dad lol.

    My cousin recently got out of jail and has since moved into a camper van in the forrest nearby his town. He is now the mountain man. Im just waiting for him to carve a spear and have a pet hawk or some ****. Although I'm pretty sure he is just there to grow lots of dope.

    Dh got our un-furry baby (9 foot Murray darling python) out fora stretch last week while DD, DSS's and I were out as we wont get her out with DD awake or around, came home to 3 separate holes in our bathroom wall that DH had knocked in to get Bonnie (the snake) out of the wall after she took off into the linen closet while they were having a shower together. Why the linen closet was open IDK. Why DH had a shower with the snake I REALLY DONT KNOW (I'd be terrified she would bite my Johnson if I had one). We got Bonnie out of the wall though so thats good....

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