My Pop once dropped a silent but deadly Gary in a shop. He walked around with a straight face then turns to Nan and says 'can you smell what that dirty ******* did? C'mon we're leaving!'
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08-04-2015 17:48 #41Senior Member
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08-04-2015 18:03 #43
I had really bad gastro one week and was just getting over it. I was at work (a small shop) and let out a Gary. The smell was indescribable. My colleagues legitimately asked if someone had had an accident. I blamed it on a customer. Everyone gave him filthy looks. I felt so bad
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08-04-2015 18:31 #45
Just now 😳
08-04-2015 18:42 #46
Thinks: hmmm, I wonder what that noise was? That's weird. Meh, I dunno, probably just SOMEONE CLOSING A DOOR SOMEWHERE. Oh well!
*spoons @DreamyMummy and goes to sleep*
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08-04-2015 18:45 #47
Hubby and I were on holidays at Disney World and we're just arriving back at the hotel after dinner. He was piggybacking me and bouncing as he was walking and I let go the biggest Gary ever. At that exact moment, we passed someone who was having a smoke in their doorway.
I said really loudly "oh DH your so gross" lol
Still makes me laugh to this day
08-04-2015 18:58 #48
Embarrassing moments when you've 'done a Gary'?
However.. He's just laying there.. Thinking someone has slammed a door quite forcefully... Completely unawares to the fact I have just done a Gary on his crotch...
*shakes head*. Poor guy.
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08-04-2015 19:37 #49
I actually can't think of an embarrassing Gary moment. If i happen to Gary in front of dh we laugh about it. I've had to stop foreplay and dtd a few times to roll over and Gary lol
But one morning dh did a really really bad Gary while getting out of bed for work. I woke up gagging and had to run out of the room. That wasn't the issue, I sleep in undies and nothing else, we were living with mil. So when I ran out of the room in nothing but my undies, trying not to barf everywhere, I ran straight into my mil coming out of the toilet!
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08-04-2015 20:44 #50
I am crying here!
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