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    I have tears over this thread! I have this weird thing going where I just don't get gas. I don't know why but DH treats it like a Badge of Honor for me that I just don't Gary.

    But I have been in a position of mistaken identity of Gary. I was in Woolies one day, I walk down an isle where this guy was half way up and by the time I get to the middle he has left the isle. The stench hit me in the face so hard, it literally smelled like a dead animal. Given I was the only one in the isle and I see a young couple turn in, I make a run for it. I don't want them thinking it was me! In the next isle I hear him say "Poooooo! **** that stinks!".

    The couple catches up with me a few isles down and he gives me the most disgusted look I wanted to scream "IT WASN'T ME!!!"

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    Well this thread is quite timely.

    I was just talking to my boss. Only two of us. In a very quiet room. I don't know how it happened, it just did. I had no warning and could not stop a very loud Garry from slipping out. Then I made it worse by automatically sticking my hand over my butt and saying something along the lines of "Oh no" while thinking of this thread. *Awkward*

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    Quote Originally Posted by delirium View Post
    I have tears over this thread! I have this weird thing going where I just don't get gas. I don't know why but DH treats it like a Badge of Honor for me that I just don't Gary.

    But I have been in a position of mistaken identity of Gary. I was in Woolies one day, I walk down an isle where this guy was half way up and by the time I get to the middle he has left the isle. The stench hit me in the face so hard, it literally smelled like a dead animal. Given I was the only one in the isle and I see a young couple turn in, I make a run for it. I don't want them thinking it was me! In the next isle I hear him say "Poooooo! **** that stinks!".

    The couple catches up with me a few isles down and he gives me the most disgusted look I wanted to scream "IT WASN'T ME!!!"
    I sometimes go through periods where there's no gas. It's weird. Unfortunately not the case most of the time.

    DP and I never deliberately Gary in front of each other, so it's always SOOO embarrassing if one gets away accidentally. A few times DP has woken himself up in the early hours of the morning, doing a Gary. So funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSecret Squirrel View Post
    Well this thread is quite timely.

    I was just talking to my boss. Only two of us. In a very quiet room. I don't know how it happened, it just did. I had no warning and could not stop a very loud Garry from slipping out. Then I made it worse by automatically sticking my hand over my butt and saying something along the lines of "Oh no" while thinking of this thread. *Awkward*
    Oh no! You poor soul.

    Please tell me your boss is a female?

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    I recently have had a bad case of Gary's due to a large amount of stress.
    I am pretty sure I have garyed in all public places by now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod-Degrassi View Post
    Oh no! You poor soul.

    Please tell me your boss is a female?
    Female, and we have known each other for a very long time. Still embarrassing though.

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    Omg. Reading this threadnon the train and DD let out a loud gary. It was not me people on the train!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSecret Squirrel View Post
    Well this thread is quite timely.

    I was just talking to my boss. Only two of us. In a very quiet room. I don't know how it happened, it just did. I had no warning and could not stop a very loud Garry from slipping out. Then I made it worse by automatically sticking my hand over my butt and saying something along the lines of "Oh no" while thinking of this thread. *Awkward*
    I have to ask what you thought covering your butt would achieve. Were you worried there may be follow through?

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    I re read this entire thread last night, just because it's so funny!!


 

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