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10-04-2015 16:38 #111
11-04-2015 14:52 #112
Have I missed if it's still a Derrick when you giggle and pee?
11-04-2015 15:39 #113
The day that I had dd1, dh's best friend came to visit at the hospital... it was just him & I in the room, I got off the bed to go to the toilet and a row of gary's followed me Neither of us acknowledged it.
11-04-2015 22:09 #114
I once did a sneaky silent one in the kitchen, next minute DH walks in and opens the pots & pans cupboard door, and starts going on about how the cupboard stinks and there must me something dead in it haha 😄😄
11-04-2015 22:55 #115
Oh god these are awesome...I am crying with laughter....
My most embarrassing Gary moment was in a packed video shop.
I was searching for a movie when I felt a bad pain in my tummy, and you know how you sort of get a feeling whether it's going to be loud or not. Well I thought for sure this one was a silent ripper so I bend down to pick up a video (yes not a dvd a video) and thought I would let it out slowly just in case....well all of a sudden this huge massive gary starts exploding from the nether regions and of course I tried to stop it straight away but that just made it louder and squeakier, it must've lasted maybe 5secs. I quickly stood up and looked around and of course ALL EYES WERE ON ME!!!! I ran to the car.....absolutely horrified I was!!!!! I still have to go to the same video shop now and the same man works there.
11-04-2015 23:00 #116
It wasn't actually me (this time)... I swear!
We were invited to have afternoon tea with some people who live at the palace in Copenhagen (long story). Four month old DS did the most enormous Gary. Literally don't know how that noise is possible from someone small.
Anyway I tried to be mature in this very formal setting with people I had never met but couldn't help getting a fit of the giggles.
Then the host gave me a sympathetic smile and I realised everyone thought it was me! Especially with DS looking so innocent and all.
To this day my family still believe it was me..and the day I Garyed at the palace is the stuff of family legend....
11-04-2015 23:20 #117
Omg Patience, infants have the biggest garys! I've mixed up ds & dh's garys before and dh lets them rip! Ds' garys are impressive.
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12-04-2015 08:37 #118
Hahahaha this thread is the best!
I still remember when I was about 8 years old I used to do Little Athletics every Saturday.
I was practicing high jump and I ran as fast as I could.. As I jumped I let out a huge Gary!
I then climbed down and clutched my knee saying it cracked as I was jumping. One of the other girls turned and was like "oh my god I heard it that was so loud!!" Then ran off telling everyone how loudly my knee cracked.
The two adults supervising were concealing their laughter and I was absolutely mortified.
12-04-2015 09:33 #119
Not me but still funny as*****
My cute as a button niece (who her mother now says is the devil in disguise) went to church the other week for a christening. After running out of the church cause "she wasn't listening to this crap" her mother made her sit and. Be quite. During the silent prayer she blurts out "m you just grayed" then she proceeds to gray on the lady next to them. (Mind you mum didn't do anything it was the brat)
My sister was mortified and couldn't apologize enough. Needless to say she won't be going back to church
13-04-2015 20:00 #120
We were just hanging out with MIL and she excused herself to go to the toilet. She managed to do a massive Gary on the way and DS yelled at her 'nanna! Nanna did pop off! Say excuse me Nanna!'
Awkies. But now I have a new mission - to teach DS all about Gary and his mate Gary Brown.
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