That awkward moment when I rock up to kindy with ds and realised we left his bag at home, thank goodness I don't live too far away. Also at hungry jacks with dd and dh. Dd orders onion rings and when we got them started eating them then turns to dh and mentions how they don't taste the same as the ones from the fish and chip shop as these are more oniony. Dh goes your not meaning calamari right. Dd was like oh yeah that's what there called. The look on dh face was priceless
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19-04-2015 20:39 #71Member
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19-04-2015 21:01 #72
That awkward moment when you think your friend is in a certain public toilet stall (the only occupied one, so it has to be them, right?) and so you go and knock on the door and call out 'hurry up, my god, what are you doing in there!?'...Just to be funny, you know. And then the stranger inside responds 'who are you? Leave me alone!'. So you have to run from the toilets and hide far away before you're pointed out as a pervy weirdo to mall security...
19-04-2015 21:03 #73
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19-04-2015 22:26 #74
That awkward moment whilst talking about Montessori schools with your new playgroup friend, you joke, "look out, all the parents will be crunchy weirdos who don't vaccinate!" And she says, "we don't vaccinate."
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30-04-2015 11:18 #75
That awkward moment when you say "John Smith Junior, isn't he Michael Smith's son?" (Made up names) And your husband doesn't even try to stifle his laughter while saying "his father is probably John Smith Senior" haha
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30-04-2015 13:51 #76
When you do the nice thing and pick up the 17yo who lives next door when he is walking in the rain....then out of habit to DH, leanover over for a goodbye kiss when he gets out 😁. Poor kid didn't know what to do. Ha
30-04-2015 14:52 #77
30-04-2015 14:58 #78
You use the communal female change rooms with 20month old DD after swimming who proceeds to point at all the ladies who are starkers and manically laugh whilst screaming 'boobies, boobies' at the top of her lungs.....
05-05-2015 16:01 #79
Your new child health nurse is your old school nurse. And she remembers you...
19-05-2015 13:35 #80
You are standing waiting in line and you're not sure if your kid has just done his nappy or it's the man standing next to you. You walk away and your kid is sporting a clean nappy. 😳😖
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