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16-06-2015 22:43 #181
13-10-2015 08:52 #182
When you're getting a massage from one of those shopping centre massage places and you can hear a woman making a complaint at the front counter about being 'injured' and 'bleeding' after her last massage there by one of their female masseuses...who happens to be the woman who is currently massaging you
13-10-2015 13:09 #183
I'm 30 weeks pregnant, and my nearly 6yo DS said to me the other day "Mum can you touch your toes?" and I said "Yep sure can", so he says "show me".
So I touch my toes, and he replies "Wow, you really can easily."....... then stares at me very hard obviously thinking carefully about what he's about to say and says "Well...... I'm not going to call you fat....."
He clearly wanted to say that he didn't think I'd be able to touch my toes because my belly was so fat, but thought better of it at the last second...
13-10-2015 16:09 #184
DS (who is 4) says 'look mummy that lady has a baby in her belly too'. Except she clearly didnt...
I said no I don't think so and he replies 'but she's got a big tummy'.
Hoping like hell she didn't hear him!
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02-11-2015 22:30 #185
Special needs boy at school got very excited and asked if I have a baby in my tummy (he does this every now and then) when I said no he held my tummy and sang rock-a-bye-baby. This was all during morning assembly at a small school. People definitely saw.
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02-11-2015 22:49 #186
That moment when your nephews gf calls you by the pet name your nephew has had for you since he could talk. She is a lovely girl who I like a lot but just felt awkward
02-11-2015 22:52 #187
My 2.5 year old is yelling in front of my dad and FIL
"CAN I HAVE YOUR BOOB MILK"
(They don't know I still breastfeed)
03-11-2015 09:50 #188Senior Member
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03-11-2015 18:53 #189Senior Member
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That awkward moment when ...
... Your friend visits with her gorgeous baby boy and as he crawls across the floor, your dog sidles up to try and hump him ... :-0.
04-11-2015 05:22 #190
When you have surgery and your arm ends up like this from the iv and blood tests (but at time of this awkward moment was much darker and on both arms) ImageUploadedByThe Bub Hub1446578456.964441.jpg
And the shop assistant says to your DD 'oh no what happened to mummy's arms?!' And DD replies
'It's from the needles'
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