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09-05-2015 13:33 #291
09-05-2015 13:50 #292
Step 1 walk into the bedroom
Step 2 put on your highest sharpest heels
Step 3 promptly hick him in the boy bits.
Step 4 when he doubles over and falls out of bed take his spot.
Step 5 when recovered enough to nod tell him if he wakes you in the next 6 hours for anything, he will wake with a heel in his butt for a year
09-05-2015 14:37 #293
I get so frustrated on the weekends with all three kids home. No matter how often I go around picking up toys off the floor and cleaning surfaces, the house is always messy. And no one else seems to notice the mess!
09-05-2015 16:27 #294
11-05-2015 13:04 #295
I got a gorgeous cookbook for Mothers Day yesterday- Retro baking. Yay! My boys chose a recipe they wanted me to try first- berry muffins. I followed the directions exactly and mine have turned out looking dry and monsterous. I am normally quite a good baker, but I'm feeling a it annoyed about these!
Also- DD- STFU! DF is in bed sleeping between night shift and all day long she is loudly talking, singing or crying! Sheesh this child did not come with a 'quiet' option! And even when I'm talking quietly to her, she is yelling back to me!
11-05-2015 13:06 #296
Had a 10 minute power nap and woke feeling cr@p. Total regret
11-05-2015 13:36 #297
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15-05-2015 12:45 #298
My havianas broke as I got out of the car at the supermarket this morning. However my vent isn't that I had to go back home to put a different pair of havi's on, it's that they broke! They're not supposed to break, they're supposed to be stolen by your sister or best friend or be left somewhere, not breaking!
15-05-2015 12:58 #299Senior Member
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Seriously AusPost?? Ive been home all day, most of that time ive been in the front room next to the front door. You didnt even knock to try & deliver my parcel, just dumped the card in my mailbox.
We have no car today (getting serviced) & half of next week i wont make it to the post office before it closes, after work & picking up ds, so therefore i now cant get my parcel till the end of next week.
If you return to sender i will not be happy!
Last edited by heartstringz; 15-05-2015 at 13:15.
15-05-2015 13:15 #300
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