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    Default The funniest/weirdest/ok than... TV advice you have heard.

    So what is the funniest or most out there advice have you heard on TV.

    I will start

    No matter how bad your constipation is, sticking a chilli up your bum will not help.
    "Untold stories of the er."

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    That's good advice!

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    Not TV but a advice colum thingy from when I was like 14.

    "Placing half a small banana (cut across the width not the length) between the labia will remove any visable camel toe while wearing bathers. It is also easily molded to suit your bodies shape.

    Noone bloody believes me but Iswear it was a real article thing. I assume it was a joke but it didnt read like one at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveLivesHere View Post
    So what is the funniest or most out there advice have you heard on TV.

    I will start

    No matter how bad your constipation is, sticking a chilli up your bum will not help.
    "Untold stories of the er."
    This actually reminded me of the nair hair removal review thing. Sorry to derail but have you guys read it? It actually had me on the couch in tears laughing. Trust me its definitely worth the click. Again sorry to derail lol. Back to bad TV advice.

    http://rats-funnybone.com/veet-hair-...t-review-ever/
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaraMum View Post
    Not TV but a advice colum thingy from when I was like 14.

    "Placing half a small banana (cut across the width not the length) between the labia will remove any visable camel toe while wearing bathers. It is also easily molded to suit your bodies shape.

    Noone bloody believes me but Iswear it was a real article thing. I assume it was a joke but it didnt read like one at all.
    Fancy going to the beach like that!
    When we were in Thailand we went snorkelling around Phi Phi Island & they gave us bananas to feed the fish. Going swimming with a banana in your vajayjay would be very dangerous! 😄

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaraMum View Post
    This actually reminded me of the nair hair removal review thing. Sorry to derail but have you guys read it? It actually had me on the couch in tears laughing. Trust me its definitely worth the click. Again sorry to derail lol. Back to bad TV advice.

    http://rats-funnybone.com/veet-hair-...t-review-ever/

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    Quote Originally Posted by TaylorMade View Post
    Fancy going to the beach like that!
    When we were in Thailand we went snorkelling around Phi Phi Island & they gave us bananas to feed the fish. Going swimming with a banana in your vajayjay would be very dangerous! 😄
    This brought the most hilariously awkward image to me lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveLivesHere View Post
    So what is the funniest or most out there advice have you heard on TV.

    I will start

    No matter how bad your constipation is, sticking a chilli up your bum will not help.
    "Untold stories of the er."
    I watched this episode! Hilarious!

    My advice would be

    When administering an epi pen, make sure it is directed at the patient, not yourself.

    Also untold stories of the er.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaraMum View Post
    This actually reminded me of the nair hair removal review thing. Sorry to derail but have you guys read it? It actually had me on the couch in tears laughing. Trust me its definitely worth the click. Again sorry to derail lol. Back to bad TV advice.

    http://rats-funnybone.com/veet-hair-...t-review-ever/
    I laughed so hard I have tears!!!! Thank you! I needed a good laugh!

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