Today I had to take master 3 to the toilet. Go in, 4 cubicles, 1 free so we squeezed in there. He drops his pants and announces 'Look mum, my p#@&s is stuck to my balls' Yeah cool buddy! He finishes up and I decide to go while we're there. I ask him to squeeze over in the corner and wait quietly. I pull my skirt down and he yells 'Oh my goodness mum, your big bum!' I have a little giggle and go about my business. I stand to pull my knickers and skirt up 'Hey mum, that's your 'gina.' He then proceeds to open the door while everything is still around my knees. We walk out to several ladies waiting Kids hey......
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14-11-2014 21:58 #41
15-11-2014 03:34 #42
I used to have this problem when I was working in the city! If I got a lift home, I'd get taken to my house and when I opened the garage door would realise my car was at the train station...this happened more times than I care to admit!
15-11-2014 04:20 #43
I was running late for work one morning quickly got dressed, dressed the toddler dropped him at daycare and went to work. I walked around the office doing my work for a good 4-5 hours when I realized I had put on a white top and forgot to put on my bra! No one had said anything to me so I'm just hoping they didn't notice and not think I just don't wear underwear
Luckily I had a jumper to put over (even though it was a bit warm)
I now triple check everyday before leaving the house to make sure I've got a bra on.
15-11-2014 07:25 #44
Yesterday we went out in the morning. I came home to find the doors else open. I never closed them
22-11-2014 20:29 #45
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22-11-2014 20:40 #46
So not long after ds was born I was expecting a package to be delivered. One morning I was bfing ds in my nighty, a lovely Peter Alexander maternity one when the door bell rang. I quickly unlatched ds and put him down and ran to the door...sure enough it was the package that I was expecting. I signed for it, it was the same delivery driver that had delivered all the baby stuff I ordered while pregnant, so I smiled & said thanks. Closed the door and headed back to finish bfing ds when I realised my boo.b was still hanging out! opps I don't think he minded being flashed.
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22-11-2014 21:27 #47
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22-11-2014 21:42 #50
These are amazing. I'm dying.
I'm trying to think of something to repay you all for giving me so many laughs, but I honestly don't embarrass that easily as an adult.
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