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    Today I had to take master 3 to the toilet. Go in, 4 cubicles, 1 free so we squeezed in there. He drops his pants and announces 'Look mum, my p#@&s is stuck to my balls' Yeah cool buddy! He finishes up and I decide to go while we're there. I ask him to squeeze over in the corner and wait quietly. I pull my skirt down and he yells 'Oh my goodness mum, your big bum!' I have a little giggle and go about my business. I stand to pull my knickers and skirt up 'Hey mum, that's your 'gina.' He then proceeds to open the door while everything is still around my knees. We walk out to several ladies waiting Kids hey......

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    I used to have this problem when I was working in the city! If I got a lift home, I'd get taken to my house and when I opened the garage door would realise my car was at the train station...this happened more times than I care to admit!

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    I was running late for work one morning quickly got dressed, dressed the toddler dropped him at daycare and went to work. I walked around the office doing my work for a good 4-5 hours when I realized I had put on a white top and forgot to put on my bra! No one had said anything to me so I'm just hoping they didn't notice and not think I just don't wear underwear
    Luckily I had a jumper to put over (even though it was a bit warm)
    I now triple check everyday before leaving the house to make sure I've got a bra on.

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    Yesterday we went out in the morning. I came home to find the doors else open. I never closed them

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmyEL View Post
    I parked mine in the city one morning for work & then caught the train home... Didn't realise till I got to the train car park when I suddenly remember where I had actually parked my car! Had to catch the train all the way back to the city, I was over 2hrs late home that day!
    I did this when I was pregnant! Just caught the bus, not train. I don't feel so weird now. :-)

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    So not long after ds was born I was expecting a package to be delivered. One morning I was bfing ds in my nighty, a lovely Peter Alexander maternity one when the door bell rang. I quickly unlatched ds and put him down and ran to the door...sure enough it was the package that I was expecting. I signed for it, it was the same delivery driver that had delivered all the baby stuff I ordered while pregnant, so I smiled & said thanks. Closed the door and headed back to finish bfing ds when I realised my boo.b was still hanging out! opps I don't think he minded being flashed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdornedWithCats View Post
    So not long after ds was born I was expecting a package to be delivered. One morning I was bfing ds in my nighty, a lovely Peter Alexander maternity one when the door bell rang. I quickly unlatched ds and put him down and ran to the door...sure enough it was the package that I was expecting. I signed for it, it was the same delivery driver that had delivered all the baby stuff I ordered while pregnant, so I smiled & said thanks. Closed the door and headed back to finish bfing ds when I realised my boo.b was still hanging out! opps I don't think he minded being flashed.

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    Imagine the things delivery drivers see!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdornedWithCats View Post
    So not long after ds was born I was expecting a package to be delivered. One morning I was bfing ds in my nighty, a lovely Peter Alexander maternity one when the door bell rang. I quickly unlatched ds and put him down and ran to the door...sure enough it was the package that I was expecting. I signed for it, it was the same delivery driver that had delivered all the baby stuff I ordered while pregnant, so I smiled & said thanks. Closed the door and headed back to finish bfing ds when I realised my boo.b was still hanging out! opps I don't think he minded being flashed.

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    But did you squirt him with milk? As an extra special little tip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by btmac View Post
    I was at the shops with 2 year old DS2 the other day and was busting for the loo. So I used the one in the parents room which has a button to open/close the door .... You've prob ku already got there. Yep he pushed the open button whilst I was still on the toilet!!! Omg the door was opening and I was frantically pulling up my pants. Thankfully there was only another mum there to witness but I was mortified. I could see she was struggling to keep a straight face and look sympathetic. I have no doubt she had a good laugh as soon as I left, and with her partner, and with her friends sigh....
    This is my worst nightmare

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