UDI = unexplained drinking injury for those non-bogan types who are classier than the average bear
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03-11-2014 17:15 #1
Tell us about your funniest UDI
03-11-2014 17:32 #2
Does pash rash from a regrettable disco pash count?
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03-11-2014 17:36 #3
Stumbling home from my bosses house that lived three streets away after getting ridiculously drunk (not planned, one of those woah how'd I have a full bottle of wine, not eaten, and sure I'll try what you're drinking type moments!) and I rang the doorbell because I couldn't find my key... DH answers (DF at the time) with a very shocked look and asks if I'm OK.. I say yes, why? He shows me to the mirror and I have a massive graze across my nose, then look down and my hands were also torn up and a massive bruise showed up on my knee the next day. I had NO idea what on earth I had done, but have vague memories of stumbling across a neighbour's pea gravel front yard..
Best part? Our wedding was only a few weeks away, and luckily everything healed in time!!!
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03-11-2014 17:37 #4Senior Member
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Not me,but as teenagers my friend was so drunk she fell over and broke her nose on the bogan table (coffee) 😄
03-11-2014 17:42 #5
[Mod] Shakeyshake falling off the boardwalk while filming !!!
Mine - perhaps walking into a tree whilst trying to walk back to my friends car after a few .... it was the only tree on the street and was impossible to miss - but I walked straight into it like it wasnt there and nearly knocked myself out
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03-11-2014 17:45 #6-
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I'm always covered in bruises after a big night out!
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03-11-2014 17:47 #7
After a pretty long night of drinking at a friends place we headed home and my boyfriend at the time and I decided to get jiggly iykwim.
I accidentally rolled off of the bed, smacked my head on the hardwood floors and gave myself a blood nose... Didn't feel a thing though! I jumped right up, yelled 5 second rule and we proceeded to continue.
Not my finest moment....
Eta this is unexplained cause I have no idea what I was doing with my ex. He was a real d-bag.
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03-11-2014 18:15 #8
Not me, but at my 21st we were drinking down stairs for most of the night. My DH's best friend decided to do a 'power slide' to the music and slid right into the solid wood bar. No one thought much of it till he got up the next morning with a massive black eye!
03-11-2014 18:53 #9
Was walking down the street at midnight, in things, drinking my classy as hell Jim Beam.
Tripped over my thongs, hit the top of my foot on the gutter. Everyone laughed at me when I cried and said it wasn't anything serious.
Next morning...stood up, immediately fell down because I couldn't weight bear. 7 bones! I broke seven bones in my foot by tripping over my own thong!
03-11-2014 19:00 #10
I fell down an open beer cellar. Enough said.
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