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    Default Wedding speech advice...

    Hi team - its been a while since I've been on - but I thought this was the best place to ask

    I'm desperate for some advice for a bride for a wedding speech I've been asked to make last minute....

    Something cute and funny - the only things I've got is

    - buy a doona cover bigger than your bed - this will solve most problems.

    Does anyone else have anything funny I could say please???

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    I went to a wedding recently and the brides sister made a great speech. She had made a newly weds survival kit and went through the items and explained them all. Had everyone laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by summastarlet View Post
    I went to a wedding recently and the brides sister made a great speech. She had made a newly weds survival kit and went through the items and explained them all. Had everyone laughing.
    Great thanks- can you remember what some of the items were?

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    Chocolate
    she had shirts made for each of them with 'bow chica wow wow' on one side and 'not tonight honey' on the other
    A bottle of some type of alcohol
    A tool kit
    Magic 8 ball


    Can't remember what else sorry but if you google newlywed survival kits, lots of great ideas come up

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    Quote Originally Posted by summastarlet View Post
    Chocolate
    she had shirts made for each of them with 'bow chica wow wow' on one side and 'not tonight honey' on the other
    A bottle of some type of alcohol
    A tool kit
    Magic 8 ball


    Can't remember what else sorry but if you google newlywed survival kits, lots of great ideas come up
    thanks! I did just google it and I'm putting together:

    a lemon - to remind ourselves that when life gives us lemons together we can make lemonade

    seeds - to sow what you want to grow

    a rubber band - to stay flexible

    glue - to establish an ever lasting bond

    and.. I had a joke pack of f$%k off pills - because we all know that sometimes that's what we need.

    Thanks @summastarlet

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    Haha sounds awesome


 

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