Hi team - its been a while since I've been on - but I thought this was the best place to ask
I'm desperate for some advice for a bride for a wedding speech I've been asked to make last minute....
Something cute and funny - the only things I've got is
- buy a doona cover bigger than your bed - this will solve most problems.
Does anyone else have anything funny I could say please???
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01-11-2014 10:10 #1
Wedding speech advice...
01-11-2014 10:18 #2
I went to a wedding recently and the brides sister made a great speech. She had made a newly weds survival kit and went through the items and explained them all. Had everyone laughing.
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01-11-2014 10:22 #3
01-11-2014 10:29 #4
she had shirts made for each of them with 'bow chica wow wow' on one side and 'not tonight honey' on the other
A bottle of some type of alcohol
A tool kit
Magic 8 ball
Can't remember what else sorry but if you google newlywed survival kits, lots of great ideas come up
01-11-2014 10:41 #5
a lemon - to remind ourselves that when life gives us lemons together we can make lemonade
seeds - to sow what you want to grow
a rubber band - to stay flexible
glue - to establish an ever lasting bond
and.. I had a joke pack of f$%k off pills - because we all know that sometimes that's what we need.
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01-11-2014 11:25 #6
Haha sounds awesome
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