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    I would be mortified if I had farted! I don't want to be the girl who farts during Pap tests!

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    Quote Originally Posted by firsttimemum34 View Post
    Finally stopped pp bleeding or period so I could get long overdue Pap test done.
    Got up on the table, clenching butt cheeks together as tight as they would go to avoid the fart I knew was coming. Trying to clench bum while tilting it upwards so the Dr could get a better look (apparently my insides go "floppy" after giving birth vaginally- thanks doc!) and trying to relax at the same time is hard.
    I think I've thrown my my back out
    Omg I'm in tears!! I do the same thing...those rooms are always so quiet even the littlest love puff would be mortifying.

    Hmmm now Im curious as to whether Its common to fart during a pap smear? :what:

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    I will just say right now I have never done it... But surely someone has?

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    Surely, considering how hard it is to keep farts in with your legs in the air

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    Quote Originally Posted by Purple Lily View Post
    Surely, considering how hard it is to keep farts in with your legs in the air
    Oh really? I've never been confronted with this problem... um... does this... yanno.. happen to you often?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by [Mod] Nomsie View Post
    Oh really? I've never been confronted with this problem... um... does this... yanno.. happen to you often?!
    Bahaha...errmmm no? *shifty eyes*

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    Aren't we all normally so clenched and tense during a smear test that there's no way on earth anything's squeezing its way out of there?

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    Just putting it out there that I haven't but I can sure as hell see how it happens lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by harvs View Post
    Aren't we all normally so clenched and tense during a smear test that there's no way on earth anything's squeezing its way out of there?
    But what if they happen to poke that little pocket of fresh air from within with just enough pressure to.. You know..

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