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    I walked into the bedroom the other night and almost lost my tea. It was revolting. Dh then had the nerve to try and get some lovin'. Yeah buddy, you sure got me keen

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    Gawd I'm in tears girls this thread is hilarious! @lil miss yours in particular cracked me right up

    I'm slightly ashamed to admit this but I stink more than my husband does eeek!!!! So it's usually him dying and me cracking up but he does like to get me back with the odd Dutch oven

    For the record I might stink more but his are LOUD and LOOOONG!!!!

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    Dh has recorded his farts on his phone before and found it hysterical, until i changed his message tone to one of his fart recordings, waited until he was on the train to work and sent him 10 msgs in a row really quickly.

    HAHAHA he didnt even know it was him the first 4 msgs!

    He was sooooo angry at me. SOOOOO angry!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zombie_eyes View Post
    Dh has recorded his farts on his phone before and found it hysterical, until i changed his message tone to one of his fart recordings, waited until he was on the train to work and sent him 10 msgs in a row really quickly.

    HAHAHA he didnt even know it was him the first 4 msgs!

    He was sooooo angry at me. SOOOOO angry!!!
    Now that is hilarious! I will have to remember that one! That's fantastic! Lol😁

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    Quote Originally Posted by Degrassi View Post
    Sometimes DH will direct a fart towards the TV if someone on TV annoys him.

    Ed Sheeran was on TV last night at the Logies red carpet. He was explaining that his cat has it's own twitter account. Of course DH took exception to such nonsense and farted in Ed's face. I thanked him.
    That's so funny he sounds like a entertaining bloke

    Sent from my SM-N9007 using The Bub Hub mobile app

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    Oh my, cracking up laughing here. Why are farts so funny?
    DP will often do one before i get into bed with him, and claim that it doesn't smell....until i move the doona and leave the room gagging.

    One time when i was little, my brother played a horrible trick on me. I used to like hanging out with him and his friend whenever he has sleepovers. He didn't like that. So this one time he helped me set up my bed in his room, and let me hang out with them. When i fell asleep, he farted into a big fat horse syringe (no needle of course) and emptied the contents of it up my nose. I woke up dry retching and crying, the smell was horrible!! Needless to say, i never wanted to partake in his sleepovers again.

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    Oh, and we've taught our kids to 'cut them off'. So once they fart, they have to sweep their hands behind them to cut the smell off so it doesn't follow them. DP usually goes one step further, and pulls his pants down so that it doesn't get trapped in there, lol.

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    @Zombie_eyes and @Degrassi, funny stuff

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    Bahaha!!!!! I just laughed out loud at the thread title OP!!! Back to read later

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    Oh my goodness. Laughing so hard and at work. My ribs hurt from trying to hide it.


 

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