I walked into the bedroom the other night and almost lost my tea. It was revolting. Dh then had the nerve to try and get some lovin'. Yeah buddy, you sure got me keen
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28-04-2014 10:00 #21
28-04-2014 10:01 #22
Gawd I'm in tears girls this thread is hilarious! @lil miss yours in particular cracked me right up
I'm slightly ashamed to admit this but I stink more than my husband does eeek!!!! So it's usually him dying and me cracking up but he does like to get me back with the odd Dutch oven
For the record I might stink more but his are LOUD and LOOOONG!!!!
28-04-2014 11:53 #23
Dh has recorded his farts on his phone before and found it hysterical, until i changed his message tone to one of his fart recordings, waited until he was on the train to work and sent him 10 msgs in a row really quickly.
HAHAHA he didnt even know it was him the first 4 msgs!
He was sooooo angry at me. SOOOOO angry!!!
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28-04-2014 14:09 #26
Oh my, cracking up laughing here. Why are farts so funny?
DP will often do one before i get into bed with him, and claim that it doesn't smell....until i move the doona and leave the room gagging.
One time when i was little, my brother played a horrible trick on me. I used to like hanging out with him and his friend whenever he has sleepovers. He didn't like that. So this one time he helped me set up my bed in his room, and let me hang out with them. When i fell asleep, he farted into a big fat horse syringe (no needle of course) and emptied the contents of it up my nose. I woke up dry retching and crying, the smell was horrible!! Needless to say, i never wanted to partake in his sleepovers again.
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28-04-2014 14:11 #27
Oh, and we've taught our kids to 'cut them off'. So once they fart, they have to sweep their hands behind them to cut the smell off so it doesn't follow them. DP usually goes one step further, and pulls his pants down so that it doesn't get trapped in there, lol.
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28-04-2014 14:48 #29
Bahaha!!!!! I just laughed out loud at the thread title OP!!! Back to read later
28-04-2014 15:05 #30
Oh my goodness. Laughing so hard and at work. My ribs hurt from trying to hide it.
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