... that I can't get to sleep because I think I might vomit.
Seriously, normally I can handle them but they are just ridiculously stinky tonight.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go and open every window in the house and stuff my nose with tissues doused in perfume.
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27-04-2014 23:42 #1
My husband's farts stink so much...
27-04-2014 23:45 #2
Ewwww, I would certainly be sleeping with a different blanket tonight!
Hope you get some sleep!!
27-04-2014 23:52 #3
This thread just made my day.
Eta: shall we all start talking about our disgusting husbands?
27-04-2014 23:53 #4
My dp has woken me up from deep sleep by the pure stench emitted from his backside. Seriously I woke up dry retching. Not once but several times!
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27-04-2014 23:56 #5
I get so angry at stinky farts. I make husbandface stick his butt out the back door to fart when he's got serious eggas happening
28-04-2014 00:16 #6-
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I work with a guy who does repulsive silent farts. They are that bad I dry reach and have to walk away before I vomit
28-04-2014 05:26 #7
Man I'm glad my dp doesn't fart in front of me! 2 1/2 years and we're yet to fart in front of each other, except for the occasional slip which is horrifying lol. Some people say if you fart in front of each other you're closer, I call bullsh!t on that one, it's called having respect for one another and not being gross
28-04-2014 06:28 #8
Oh I feel your pain. Many a night I've been woken up by the stench of my DH's butt. It's totally revolting. Luckily I've spent the last 5 months in the spare room with DD so I haven't had to deal with it for a while 😀
28-04-2014 06:37 #9
Dh revels in his stinky farts. The kids are onto him now too. The other day he was dashing off to do something and the convo went like this
Me: Daddy systems are go!
Dd6: no, daddy systems are DISGUSTING
me: to busy cracking up to talk
Dd6: seriously mum, why did you choose to marry him?
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28-04-2014 06:47 #10
Dh is pretty bad here during the night. I tell him I find it interesting thay every time dd farts, he asks and assumes she has to do a poo. I tell him if that is the case, he would need to sleep on the toilet every night
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