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    Default My husband's farts stink so much...

    ... that I can't get to sleep because I think I might vomit.
    Seriously, normally I can handle them but they are just ridiculously stinky tonight.
    Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go and open every window in the house and stuff my nose with tissues doused in perfume.
    Ugh.

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    Ewwww, I would certainly be sleeping with a different blanket tonight!

    Hope you get some sleep!!

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    This thread just made my day.

    Eta: shall we all start talking about our disgusting husbands?

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    My dp has woken me up from deep sleep by the pure stench emitted from his backside. Seriously I woke up dry retching. Not once but several times!

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    I get so angry at stinky farts. I make husbandface stick his butt out the back door to fart when he's got serious eggas happening

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    I work with a guy who does repulsive silent farts. They are that bad I dry reach and have to walk away before I vomit

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    Man I'm glad my dp doesn't fart in front of me! 2 1/2 years and we're yet to fart in front of each other, except for the occasional slip which is horrifying lol. Some people say if you fart in front of each other you're closer, I call bullsh!t on that one, it's called having respect for one another and not being gross

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    Oh I feel your pain. Many a night I've been woken up by the stench of my DH's butt. It's totally revolting. Luckily I've spent the last 5 months in the spare room with DD so I haven't had to deal with it for a while 😀

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    Dh revels in his stinky farts. The kids are onto him now too. The other day he was dashing off to do something and the convo went like this
    Me: Daddy systems are go!
    Dd6: no, daddy systems are DISGUSTING
    me: to busy cracking up to talk
    Dd6: seriously mum, why did you choose to marry him?

    Pmsl

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    Dh is pretty bad here during the night. I tell him I find it interesting thay every time dd farts, he asks and assumes she has to do a poo. I tell him if that is the case, he would need to sleep on the toilet every night

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