These are hilarious! I needed a good laugh this week, thanks!
I often find myself saying to DD 14 months, as she squirms whilst I attempt to change her nappy - "keeps your hands off your vag*na!! Stop rolling you've got poo on your bum and you'll get it all over the bed!! NO POO BUM ON THE DOONA!!". As the words are coming out of my mouth I imagine what the neighbours must be thinking haha
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27-03-2014 22:29 #41Senior Member
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27-03-2014 22:57 #42
Please don't put the cat in the toilet. ..he has his own potty.
Please don't ride your sister around like a horse. ..
Really. ...why is your dummy in the dog bowl.. nooo the doggy wasn't crying for his nummy (binned it!)
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