So occasionally through the day I will find myself saying the oddest things. Sentences I never thought I would have to string together. I'm sure you all know the ones. Such as "poo is not for playing with." or "stop licking the fence." So, for a bit of a laugh, what are yours? What have you said that you never thought you would?
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24-03-2014 20:23 #1
What Have You Said That You Never Thought You Would?
24-03-2014 20:29 #2
-Get your face out of your brother's bum
-Why is there poo on the wall?
-Why is there poo in my shower
-Yes we get it...you have a doodle :/
I'm sure I will have many more as they get older
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24-03-2014 20:41 #3
Don't touch your sisters' v@g1 na!!! If you want to touch a v@g1na, touch your own!
Yes, I actually said those exact words, and yes, she started touching her own...
24-03-2014 21:11 #4
Warning tmi but me to DH when I had gastro: "my stomach sounds like the pinkyponk"
24-03-2014 21:22 #5
Me: Eat your dinner!
3yo, half naked, toilet training DS: But I want to play with my doodle!
Me: You have two hands - doodle in your left, fork in your right. Now eat!
Made sense as it came out of my mouth ...
24-03-2014 21:43 #6
I've only got a 6 month old so it's still - "are you pooping" then I proceed to sniff DD butt
24-03-2014 21:54 #7Senior Member
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So many! This morning I had to tell my 3 year old son that no, he could not drive my car to daycare. Cue - tantrum for not letting him....drive!
24-03-2014 22:35 #8
*yells for dh
"Help! I have pee on my face!"
24-03-2014 22:39 #9Senior Member
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*dd spots me putting a pad in my handbag*
dd: "mummy, you've got the pink one today - in case you have an accident"
me: "um, yes..."
DD is 28 months
24-03-2014 22:40 #10
Nephew was struggling to get his poop out (tmi??) and declared, "I need sultanas on my bottom...poo is very heaby (his version of heavy).
To which I reply (in a public bathroom) "I am not putting sultanas on your bottom buddy!"
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