3.5yo DD who also has ASD possibly ADD&ODD has recently discovered the 'art' of telling jokes. So far she has come up with;
How do you catch a flying dog?.. You jump up really high & catch it!
What do you get when you cross a scooter with a BBQ?.. An umbrella!
Get it? I don't :-/ lol so I am trying to teach her some 'funny' jokes
Just found this one online & she loved it
How do you make a tissue dance?.. Put a little boogie in it!
She doesn't get knock knock jokes but if you have any cheesy kids jokes to contribute I'm all ears
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25-02-2014 06:44 #1-
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Tell me your kids jokes!
25-02-2014 11:59 #2-
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25-02-2014 12:03 #3
What do you call a fly with no wings ? A walk lol
What goes ha ha plop ? The Easter bunny laughing his head off
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25-02-2014 12:11 #4
Why did the shark cross the road?
Because it was attached to the chicken
DD told us that a few years ago and as silly as it is we laughed a lot
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25-02-2014 12:24 #5
What's orange and sounds like a parrot ? A carrot
25-02-2014 14:34 #6
DS loves knock knock jokes:
Cows don't go who they go moo!
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25-02-2014 14:48 #7
DD told me this joke on the way home from kindy this morning.
why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they have no chairs.
like most jokes from little kids it's lame, but I thought it was hilarious!
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25-02-2014 19:57 #8
Not really a joke but my nephew cracks up laughing every time. Guess what? What? Snot. Boys.... Lol
25-02-2014 19:58 #9
Inter - MOO!
25-02-2014 19:59 #10
What smells funny? Clown fart
You may have to edit this depending on age
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