Ds wears jocks but he has "poppy jocks" and "matt jocks". Poppy jocks are the boyleg/brief things like shorts, matt jocks are regular ones like knickers. They got their name as poppy wears once kind, his uncle matt wears another.
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16-02-2014 08:25 #51
16-02-2014 08:56 #52
Undies, Willy and fanny here.
13mo DS has a retractile testicle so we've been for a few scans. Then 3yo DD announces to the waiting room "dr finding my brothers testicles - it not in scrotum anymore"!
She obviously has selective hearing - can't hear me ask her to pick up toys or eat dinner but can memorise what GP had said days earlier.
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16-02-2014 08:57 #53
My mum called my vagina my "blossum" I also know that she called it this because her mum used to call hers her "blossum"
Goodness knows why! But I remember when I was in the bath as a child being reminded to "wash my blossum"
I don't think that will stick when I have kids though (we have one on the way)
Boys will probably be doodle though!
16-02-2014 09:28 #54
Willy here, although I have referred to it as a penis but he always laughs (2.5)!
I tried calling his underwear jocks, but am always corrected to 'undies'. Not sure why, whether I said it first or if it's because of his female cousin who he adores!
16-02-2014 09:55 #55Senior Member
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We had just been saying penis here, but recently my youngest came home from his dad's house saying "mum, dad says I have a ballbag, what's a ballbag?", so I've now introduced scrotum and testicles as well.
I really cringe when I here some of the ridiculous nicknames people come up with, including some mentioned in this thread. It's important for so many reasons that kids know the proper names.
16-02-2014 10:00 #56-
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Penis and balls... But I should probably start using testicles in place of the latter...
16-02-2014 10:13 #57
16-02-2014 10:23 #58
My boys are only 2.5 yrs and 6 months we use the terms doodle and balls/nuts.
16-02-2014 10:26 #59
DD was taught penis but has been hearing other words for it from others so will refer to one by penis, doodle, willy.
She knows testicles are called that too but she will only use balls. Again picked up elsewhere.
16-02-2014 10:30 #60
Penis, testicles, vagina, breasts. I cant stand people giving body parts pet names.
My best friend was molested by her grandmother and when it came to charging the woman they had a hard time because my friend couldn't label her body parts correctly.
*She was charged and received a very hefty jail sentence.
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