When my brother and cousin where toddlers, my Aunty was giving them dinner, which they were playing with. She said "you boys have done everything with your dinner except put your d$$ks in it". When she turned around next, they had done exactly that!
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28-12-2013 19:13 #53
We told my ds who was 3 at the time that Dh's alcohol was 'wee wee's' so he would know it was yucky and not want to try it. Well he wanted to be just like daddy so one day told me he had tasted wee wee's - I freak out thinking he has somehow got daddy's drink - but no he then told me he peed on his toy and licked it off haha!
Then it got worse...
One day I randomly found a cup of pee in our bathroom.. Yup, he had peed in it and then drank some!! So we told him that was yucky and not to do it & then he started sneaking plastic cups - peeing on them and sneaking them into his bedroom!!!!
That only happened a couple of times and he is over it now thank god!😄😄
29-12-2013 00:07 #54Senior Member
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This thread is awesome.
My dd 4 in the bath with a friend the same age, the pair giggling away madly one had found an old dishbrush and rubbed their front bottoms and said ooh this is nice, I quickly distracted them and took that away.
A friend in the 1970s aged 3 was toilet training and his mother had reminded him to be stay clean when doing poo and wee, so the hoover was dragged in to the bathroom and the next thing the poor mother heard was water squirting everywhere he had sucked up the poo with the hoover and water flying out the back of the machine.
My poor father found me when I was aged 4 about to step into the loo I had put my hawaiian shorts on and the loo seat was going to be my shop shelf.
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29-12-2013 06:59 #56
This is one of the beat threads ever.
29-12-2013 07:00 #57
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29-12-2013 07:33 #58
I went to get my 5 year old boys out I the shower not long ago to find they had both taken a plastic dinosaur in there an they had both inserted the tip of their respective dinosaurs tail into their foreskin. My face was like
I also asked if it hurt- they assured me it didn't but I still can't wrap my head around that one!
29-12-2013 07:48 #59
29-12-2013 19:45 #60
When I was I kindergarten my Dad picked up my school bag and thought it was awfully heavy for a 5 year old. On opening it he found his shot gun in it I was taking for show and tell!
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