Each year I think the jokes can't get any worse then somehow the following year they just manage to dig a little deeper. So, I'm on a quest for GOOD Christmas Cracker/simple jokes to inject some festive cheer around the table and Christmas.
The best one I've heard that I can remember (and this might not be suitable for little ears) is:
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre so the bartender gave her one.
This one falls below the benchmark:
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
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21-12-2013 13:10 #1
Anyone got any GOOD Christmas Cracker jokes?
21-12-2013 15:33 #2
They were talking about the Christmas cracker jokes on QI the other day. Apparently the reason they are so bad is to unite everyone. We all agree they are awful so it becomes us against the jokes. If the jokes were so-so then some people would like them and some would hate them and everyone would feel divided or defensive.
Sorry, I don't have any jokes to help.
21-12-2013 18:57 #3
It was pointed out out me that by definition, Christmas Cracker jokes have to be bad. In light of this I'm now asking for bad Christmas Cracker jokes I've been perusing the "Dad Jokes" FB page which is has some promising material.
21-12-2013 19:53 #4
A couple of year ago I made my own crackers and I googled jokes that were so awful they were funny. Can't remember any now but I remember all having a good laugh come Christmas time.
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