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    "Babe come check out all the sweet potato and corn in her nappy!"

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    You do realise a wet dream really isn't something you should be waiting on?? (To DSS, after he announced that he was "still waiting" for his to "arrive" at the ripe old age of 8!!)

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    "I'm not sure if pirates have belly buttons actually honey" to DD2 (almost 3) just today. A fight then ensued between DD1 and DD2 because DD1 was adamant she knows a pirate in real life and he told her he does not have a belly button.

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    Is writing what I think ok?

    At the hospital today and an 80+ year woman was doting on dds shoes in

    Dd- "Why do you have v.aginas all over you?" whilst pointing at the woman's wrinkles...

    *just F****** shoot me... Just ****ing shoot me*
    Yeah I never thought I would think those kind of thoughts.

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    I was just thinking this today when I said "just a second honey, I'm just cleaning muesli out of the washing basket."

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    To DS2 when going to the loo - "Hold onto your p3nis!"

    So over cleaning the floor.

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    Don't drink that, it has wee in it! *bath water

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    "Son, what are you doing? You're making what....a snot drink?"

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    Please STOP licking your sisters toes!

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    Stop drinking bath water. Do you like bum soup?

    This thread reminded me of this...


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