"Babe come check out all the sweet potato and corn in her nappy!"
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11-10-2013 20:29 #11
11-10-2013 20:37 #12
You do realise a wet dream really isn't something you should be waiting on?? (To DSS, after he announced that he was "still waiting" for his to "arrive" at the ripe old age of 8!!)
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11-10-2013 20:46 #13
"I'm not sure if pirates have belly buttons actually honey" to DD2 (almost 3) just today. A fight then ensued between DD1 and DD2 because DD1 was adamant she knows a pirate in real life and he told her he does not have a belly button.
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11-10-2013 20:52 #14
Is writing what I think ok?
At the hospital today and an 80+ year woman was doting on dds shoes in
Dd- "Why do you have v.aginas all over you?" whilst pointing at the woman's wrinkles...
*just F****** shoot me... Just ****ing shoot me*
Yeah I never thought I would think those kind of thoughts.
11-10-2013 20:53 #15
I was just thinking this today when I said "just a second honey, I'm just cleaning muesli out of the washing basket."
11-10-2013 21:40 #16
To DS2 when going to the loo - "Hold onto your p3nis!"
So over cleaning the floor.
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11-10-2013 21:59 #17
Don't drink that, it has wee in it! *bath water
11-10-2013 22:01 #18
"Son, what are you doing? You're making what....a snot drink?"
11-10-2013 22:35 #19
Please STOP licking your sisters toes!
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11-10-2013 22:50 #20
Stop drinking bath water. Do you like bum soup?
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