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11-10-2013 19:29 #1
Sentences you never thought you would say but then you had children...
11-10-2013 19:31 #2Senior Member
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DS, do not draw on the cat.
DD, stop putting stickers on the cat.
DD, stop sticking chips up your nose....no, stop...don't eat them...too late
11-10-2013 20:11 #3
To ds2 "we don't stick our finger up our bottom"
Yep, he's something special that one
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11-10-2013 20:11 #4
No, mummy does not have a doodoo (penis)
11-10-2013 20:13 #5
Don't wee on your sister.
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11-10-2013 20:20 #6
11-10-2013 20:22 #7
I don't want to breastfeed dolly.
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11-10-2013 20:22 #8
My fave to date was me to DS1:
"Oh would you stop making an elephant with your genitals!"
11-10-2013 20:23 #9Senior Member
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Don't eat sand. It stops your poo flushing.
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11-10-2013 20:24 #10
To DD, we don't eat spiders
(she was 12 months old and jammed this black thing in her mouth. I hurdle the baby gate and ripped it out of her mouth. Scared me when I realised it was a spider she had picked up. Grossed me out when I realised it was ALIVE. Eeeeeewww)
To The dog, we don't eat bees.
My girls are into exploring flavours and textured Apparently.
Totally in love with our two beautiful little girls.
Feb 2011 and May 2013
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