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    Getting Dd2 her immunisations at age 4 and she announces "it'll be so good when my penis grows back." The immunisations were held in a library. It was so quiet. And she has a megaphone attached to her voice box. I wanted to melt into the floor.

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    Foguka I am laughing so hard!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveTTC View Post
    My 3 youngest love torches!

    My dd, 3, was playing with DS, 1 and GD, 1 in DD, 22, bedroom

    She walks out and hands me something while I'm standing in the lounge and puts it in my hand. She says "look daddy, *******'s torch, *******'s torch daddy!"

    I look down to see what is in my hand and it is a purple rabbit ear dildo. Yes it was battery powered and looked like it would glow in the dark but a torch it was not. Needless to say I washed her hands. DD 22, gasped and did not know where to look.


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    I've a similar story ... Although it was *ahem* my vibrator.

    Before I had children I was looking after my 3 yr old at the time niece. She used to sleep on a mattress on the floor in my room. We had watched monsters inc. (Which shed seen before) and then went to bed. In the middle of the night she woke up screaming and crying. I asked her what was wrong and she said she saw a tail under my bed. Looked under the bed and sure enough my vibrator was there :/

    Poor little petal thought it was a monster. My sister still cracks up laughing to this day 7 years later.

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    *ahem* that's funny


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    I went to pick up dd2 from daycare the other day and she said to me
    "Mum, Me and Eden went to the preschool 2 room today"
    And I said "Eden and I"
    And she goes " Nah mum you weren't there. .just Me and Eden!"
    Couldn't even answer her as I was laughing so much!

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    Co sleeping with 2 little bodies this morning. Somehow they found their way into our room.

    DP rolls over face to face with DS and smiles as she breathes out.

    DS says, "who farted"


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    I was going to the bathroom with two little toddlers surrounding me and decided to blow my nose, the three year old asks: 'Is that where the wee comes out?'
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    haha the dildo thing reminds me,
    ds was 3, he found my vibrator..
    my mum was visiting at the time when ds ran past, LOOK MUM I FOUND A SWORD!

    luckily my mum thought it was funny!


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    These are great. I can't wait to have kids who say cute things.

    My cousin's little boy (nearly 3) was playing pretend mobile phones with his nana (who was sitting right next to him). I walked over & he said "hang on nana", covered the mouthpiece on the phone, waved his other hand at me & said "get away". I said "why? am I ruining the reception?", to which he replied with an emphatic "YES!". Too cute!!!

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    When my cousin (who is 14 today) was 3 her dad and I took her to the park to play on the swings. I was pushing her while her dad had a look around. Apparently I was pushing her to high and she started say bloody hell bloody hell this is crazy!! I told her dad to come over to listen and I said to her tell your dad what you were saying. She pipes up and said sorry I said f.u.c.king hell dad but she made me do it.


 

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