I keep having flash backs of some of the most embarrassing moments of my child hood. Even now, thinking back I cringe.
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09-10-2013 08:21 #511
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09-10-2013 08:47 #512
Why did my delicious orange come to an end?
Why must I be such a muggle, and therefore unable to conjure up a second delicious orange?
Why did I not simply pack two in my bag for work?
Woe is me.
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09-10-2013 08:52 #513
09-10-2013 09:02 #514
09-10-2013 09:04 #515Senior Member
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09-10-2013 09:16 #516
Yes, well. Here you go:
Vampires don't go out in the day because sunlight makes them INCINERATE!! Not because they freaking SPARKLE!! Everyone knows that! And as a female role model, Bella freaking sucks!
"Oh, my sparkly vampire boyfriend dumped me, I better go lay in the woods til I DIE!!" -LAME!
09-10-2013 09:17 #517
09-10-2013 09:19 #518
I had a moth fly out of my undies on the weekend.
Im still traumatized.
I hate moths.
IT WAS IN MY UNDERWEAR!
I had a big pile of clean washing in the laundry, and there were a few moths in it. I freaked out over them - grabbed some clean undies and ran into the bedroom. Put the undies on the bed, had a shower and put on my undies. Walked up the hallway in my underwer to get my makeup case from my handbag. As I walked back to the ensuite I felt something on my butt. I put my hand back there and there was a little lump. Weird.
I semi pulled my underwear down and A MOTH FLEW OUT.
It went flying and buzzing all around me.
The irony is amusing though - no luck TTC over the last 6 months and then a moth flies out of underwear.
Maybe that's where we're going wrong?
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09-10-2013 09:26 #519
09-10-2013 09:32 #520
Unfortunately they seem to remember that I uh...'imprisoned' one of their brothers as they hang out in my hallway now and swoop around me when I try and enter our bedroom.
One was even in my car.
They're out for revenge.
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