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    Quote Originally Posted by SassyMummy View Post
    I also sometimes say, "Oh, let's just watch one more episode..." of something when I know he's hanging out for sex. Because then he'll fall asleep and I won't have to reject him... and actually turn it around on him. "Oh, well, I was really looking forward to it... but YOU feel asleep..."
    Haha! I sometimes too will hang out & watch one more ep of a tv show or play on my phone till I hear him snoring & know it's safe to head to bed/sleep!

    And the old saying "oh this old thing? Brought that months ago when it was on special!" .... NOT! So glad he never looks at our accounts or overly questions them!

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    I tell DH we can't afford something when I've just spent heaps on makeup or waxing.

    I online shop... A lot. And have it all sent to work and then sneak it home. When he asks if something is new when I wear it I say "what? No, I've had it for ages!"
    I also tell him pretty much everything I but is on special.

    This is really bad.... But when he disciplines DD I normally go after her in secret and give her cuddles. I know it's a sh!t thing to do but he's way more strict than me and it breaks my heart when she cries.

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    Anjalee I used to get stuff sent to work too, now I'm on mat leave you wouldn't believe the amount of presents people have posted to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrstuilawa View Post
    Anjalee I used to get stuff sent to work too, now I'm on mat leave you wouldn't believe the amount of presents people have posted to me
    I was wondering how I'd get away with it on maternity leave!!! Thank you

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    My DH loves his undies with holes in them. I tolerate to an extent... When they get too bad I rip them to bits to ensure he does not try to save them.

    I've done it once when he was getting ready - he stood there shocked for ages but they really had to go I merely helped it along

    I forgot to say he was wearing them too...

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    i never take my purse when dh is with me, on purpose.
    i park our old bomb car infront of our new car, so he has to take the old car to work and i get the pretty new car all day.
    I fart lots and i laugh at my own farts, i dont mind the smell of my farts. When DH farts i get angry, yell at him and tell him he's disgusting.
    When i notice dh has fallen asleep before me, i'll kick him to wake him up, then pretend im asleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by B00ts View Post
    I fart lots and i laugh at my own farts, i dont mind the smell of my farts. When DH farts i get angry, yell at him and tell him he's disgusting.
    Hahaha I do this too!!! DH thinks I'm insane for how angry I get about it

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    If DH is snoring ill go sleep on the couch but if he's being really annoying I'll take the doona with me. Sometimes it's hours before he wakes up freezing cold with no cover

    I regularly take his clothes to the salvos and don't tell him.

    He leaves change all around the house which I claim for myself.

    I also am guilty of spending money then saying we are too broke to buy things.

    I hate getting up with the kids on Sundays and letting him sleep in so at 9am I'll whisper to DS to go wake daddy up and then wander in a few minutes later and act surprised DS has got into the bedroom.

    Many more, I'm horrible really.

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    I love playing tricks on my DH. He charges his phone in our kitchen and just as he goes to bed and gets all comfortable (and I am still up) I message his phone secretly saying 'Hahaha sucker! You were punk'd' He gets up and checks it every time! God knows who he thinks messages at that time of night

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    Dh always spends ages in the toilet with the paper or his phone, so I always tell the kids to go and knock on the door and call out his name to annoy him

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