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    Mummtime I'm guilty of telling dh we don't have any money whilst secretly shopping on eBay LOL

    Mare and gumnut they are both hilarious!!!

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    Once after we had an argument while DF was drunk he went to sleep (passed out) without resolving it and I was still annoyed, I tipped water all over his crotch area and soaked the bed around him.
    He didn't notice until the morning and was sooo apologetic.
    He still thinks he wet the bed.


    When DS was small I would lie and say he had a really bad night and I got no sleep, so that I could sleep in.


    I do the same as PP and don't remind him of something if I don't want to do it as he often forgets!

    Sometimes I lie and say something I bought was really cheap when it actually wasn't.

    We watch certain tv series together and have a don't watch new episodes without the other rule, if I can't sleep I watch them!! 😉 Then have to re-watch them with him so he doesn't find out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrstuilawa View Post
    Mummtime I'm guilty of telling dh we don't have any money whilst secretly shopping on eBay LOL
    I am so guilty of this! Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bearbug View Post
    My DH snores also; when i punched him to wake him up i had a bit too much force and really bad aim and ended up breaking his nose...oops, he now has a crooked nose
    Omg! Lol.

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    Sometimes if I buy a block of chocolate, I eat so much of it that I feel guilty and don't want him to know I've eaten more than half a block of chocolate in one day that I eat the rest of it and bury the packaging in the bin then put heaps of paper towel on top so there is no evidence of it even being in the house.

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    If I forget to tell DH about plans I've made, I make out that I told him & if he listened to me when I talked he would know all about it.

    I block his nose when he snores, to wake him up not kill him!

    When I'm tired, I pretend I'm sick so I can stay in bed. Sometimes I make out that the baby is more of a handful than she is, so he doesn't think I've done nothing all day.

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    I do most of these lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by gumnutbaby View Post
    I "accidently" forget to turn the motion sensor baby monitor off when feeding DS in the middle of the night when I am mad at DH for never waking or helping out during night feeds so he wakes up in a panic lol
    OMG I LOVE THIS!!!!

    I'm cracking up right now!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smyles View Post
    Sometimes I make out that the baby is more of a handful than she is, so he doesn't think I've done nothing all day.
    Hahahaha I so do this. To make it more authentic, I usually send him an SMS through the day along the lines of "she just won't sleep today :-(". Then if I've cooked dinner or got any cleaning done he's super impressed that I could get it done with a difficult baby ;-)

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    I have the awful habit of calling out Hubby's name from upstairs (he is downstairs). When he replies I don't answer, so he then has to come upstairs Or vice verse (me downstairs, him upstairs) ... Which is when I'll then ask him to grab me something from downstairs!!!
    Haha we've been together 12 years AND he still falls for this trick EVERY TIME!

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