*Spinoff* Confessions of an average parent

[risfaerie]

If I drink, it's to get drunk, and I guarantee I will smoke. I'm excellent at smoking.

I think we need to drunk smoke soon.

[FirstTimeMummy2012]

I followed Save our Sleep from when my boy was about 8-10 weeks old.

OP said no judgements... Mwahahahhaha!

I followed it from 2 weeks old
So glad I did! My 3.5 month old DD sleeps 9 hours straight a night.

[mrstuilawa]

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Quite often my 6 month old leans too far forward on her lounge and falls off, yet I still stop and take a photo every time before picking her up because she looks so funny. Weird thing is, she doesn't even cry!

Hahaha Jr, I had dd (3 months) sitting on the lounge today while I got something from the kitchen, it took about 30 seconds but she had tilted sideways and was chewing the tv remote. It took me another couple of minutes to stop laughing enough to pick her up

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[GirlsRock]

This is not lazy, this is genius. Buyin' me some super glue tomorrow!

That's not lazy, it's pure genius & I'm totally doing it!

Buy the stuff in a bottle with a little brush. So much easier to just paint Barbie's feet and jam her shoes on. No pesky super glue on your fingers that way.

[Atropos]

I think we need to drunk smoke soon.

Excellently!

[HugsBunny]

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[Zombie_eyes]

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Quite often my 6 month old leans too far forward on her lounge and falls off, yet I still stop and take a photo every time before picking her up because she looks so funny. Weird thing is, she doesn't even cry!

Pmsl... Yeah mine pulled a tree on herself and i took a pic before rescueing her too.

[ProudMumma34]

I'm currently bribing my son with a bit of lollie to take his antibiotics. I show him the lollie whilst I force it down his throat.

Otherwise I'm a perefect parent. Lol

[peanutmonkey]

I style my 10 week olds hair to look like elvis or ace ventura... cos I can.

DH tells me im evil. But if I brush it like that when its wet it stays that way! Why wouldn't I!

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[oozzle]

He fell off the change table, once in my care and once in DPs.

My son fell off his twice too! It was horrible, happened so fast!

I threaten to put the Annoying Orange on the laptop if Mr 5 won't eat his dinner.. He's terrified after seeing 10 seconds of it ages ago!

We do the dinner in front of TV too and occasional junk food. Some days I just like to enjoy them rather than obsess over what's happening all the time.
They all have iProducts and my house looks like it's been ransacked thanks to being flat out here alone with 4 messy kids!