... on account of dd telling me "when you go to sleep I'll cut your big bobbies off" when I asked why she said "I want big boobies".
It of the moths of babes. ... and tiny psychopaths.
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05-06-2013 23:41 #1
Sleeping with one eye open tonight. ....
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06-06-2013 00:04 #2
Not only babes DP sleeps with his eyes partly open (creepy right) anyway he was asleep on the couch looking like he is awake and starts giggling.
"What are you giggling at" I ask
"I'm going on a trip" he replies
"Really who with" I ask
"The people sitting next to me" he replies
.... Don't think I'm gonna sleep tonight
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06-06-2013 00:10 #3
Oh bpac that's reeeeally creepy!
06-06-2013 00:33 #4
Yep! I still have the hairs up on the back of my neck!!
06-06-2013 01:11 #5
At least you don't get woken up in the middle of the night by your DP screaming like a little school girl screaming "bears! Look out for the bears! Ahhhhhhh" while taking random swings at the bears, aka you
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06-06-2013 03:10 #7
3.5yo DD - "mummy why is your belly fat"
"Oh it's just left over from your brother" DS is 4 months
DD - "oh naughty boy, did he leave his junk lying everywhere in there"
06-06-2013 05:04 #8
Karen that's cute!
DSS did you mention that in another thread? That's hilarious!! I think I remember that from a while ago?
Bpac, that's creepy! My Dp does stuff like that all the time. He sleeps with his eyes closed though but says some strange things and sometimes he opens his eyes and looks around but is asleep.
SPG, haha that's funny as!
My cat sleeps with his eyes open sometimes. He always manages to get me as I think he is dead when he is staring at me and not responding. Turns out he is just a heavier sleeper and likes his eyes open.
06-06-2013 08:57 #9
Both my kildets and dh slee with their eyes still partically open , I think its creepy and they all sleep talk. Some of the things they come out with are funny other times super freaking creepy.
I have woken up many of times from dh doing stuff in his sleep, tried digging holes, sits on the couch remite in hand tv off laughng then pointing the remote the tv again then laughing again but he has also on many occasions grabbed his keys gone out the car sits in the car for a bit then comes back in keys on table and climbs back in bed.... yes I now hide his car keys when he goes to bed.
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06-06-2013 14:53 #10
Special Patrol Group I PMSL with that one!!!
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