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26-04-2013 09:23 #85
So embarrassing, I actually got into an argument with a cashier at Coles over one of their chicken packs. It was a tray of BBQ chook with the usual 2 legs, 2 wings, etc..
I asked this poor girl where the other 2 legs were.. I had no idea why she was looking at me like I was an alien, I told her I wanted a pack with 4 legs as that's what chickens have??!!!!!! I was mortified when I realised what I was saying!!
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26-04-2013 10:18 #87Senior Member
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A 'school' friend on facebook yesterday...
"We dont need Anzac day, we have a day of remembering, its Rememberance Day'"
I deleted her then and there.
26-04-2013 10:31 #88
Thanks for all the laughs!
DH & I on our honeymoon decided to try on of those mini-catamaran things that resorts offer as free non-motorised water sports. We had no problem sailing off from the lagoon beach with the wind at our backs. How easy was that we thought! Trying to return to the beach against the wind was a different story... a small crowd had gathered on the beach to enjoy the spectacle of arguing newlyweds who couldn't sail.
Me: We have to tack in zig-zags. Look at that ribbon dangling from the mast to see where the wind is coming from and swing the sail to catch it.
DH: (very flustered and cranky) I DON'T GIVE A SH*T ABOUT THE RIBBON, THAT RIBBON HAS ITS OWN WIND
Yes honey, the ribbon was surrounded by a bubble with its own micro-environment . 9 years later and he has still not lived that down.
26-04-2013 10:33 #89
Once when having a fight with DH a couple years ago I asked him to not be so abrupt with me, he responded by shouting "DON'T USE WORDS I DON'T UNDERSTAND" I could not stop laughing and at the time it just made him that much angrier.
When my Bub was first diagnosed with a chromosomal abnormality my SIL told me it was because I didn't eat mushrooms and therefore if I started eating for the rest of my pregnancy it would "fix him". She also said this about our male factor infertility, not sure how my eating mushrooms would fix that one!
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