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    Quote Originally Posted by SAgirl View Post
    Wow, that's actually quite disturbing...
    The sad thing is she is generally quite smart - she is a primary school teacher!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lincolns mummy View Post
    I have a friend who sneaks off to the bathroom after s$x to punch herself in the uterus because she doesn't want to fall pregnant. She was horrified when I explained you don't actually fall pregnant the second you do the deed.
    Really? Damn, I'm kicking myself for all the money I've wasted over the years on needless pills & condoms : pullhair:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atropos View Post

    Wtf? Wouldn't a condom or the pill be a less, um, violent (and more effective) form of contraception?
    They use both the pill and condoms. She is just petrified of falling pregnant because it wont fit into their schedule. They are the most organised couple I have ever known, their life for the next 30 years is planned down to the month. Though he husband would be horrified if he knew she did it.

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    When DS was little DH and I were tickling his feet - and MIL said 'omg don't tickle his feet, it'll make him stutter when he's older' lol
    My grandma said this when I tickled my baby's feet! What a crazy old wives tale!

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    So embarrassing, I actually got into an argument with a cashier at Coles over one of their chicken packs. It was a tray of BBQ chook with the usual 2 legs, 2 wings, etc..
    I asked this poor girl where the other 2 legs were.. I had no idea why she was looking at me like I was an alien, I told her I wanted a pack with 4 legs as that's what chickens have??!!!!!! I was mortified when I realised what I was saying!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lincolns mummy View Post
    I have a friend who sneaks off to the bathroom after s$x to punch herself in the uterus because she doesn't want to fall pregnant. She was horrified when I explained you don't actually fall pregnant the second you do the deed.
    Oh no... Hope she gets out of that before she damages something!

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    A 'school' friend on facebook yesterday...

    "We dont need Anzac day, we have a day of remembering, its Rememberance Day'"

    I deleted her then and there.

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    Thanks for all the laughs!

    DH & I on our honeymoon decided to try on of those mini-catamaran things that resorts offer as free non-motorised water sports. We had no problem sailing off from the lagoon beach with the wind at our backs. How easy was that we thought! Trying to return to the beach against the wind was a different story... a small crowd had gathered on the beach to enjoy the spectacle of arguing newlyweds who couldn't sail.

    Me: We have to tack in zig-zags. Look at that ribbon dangling from the mast to see where the wind is coming from and swing the sail to catch it.

    DH: (very flustered and cranky) I DON'T GIVE A SH*T ABOUT THE RIBBON, THAT RIBBON HAS ITS OWN WIND

    Yes honey, the ribbon was surrounded by a bubble with its own micro-environment . 9 years later and he has still not lived that down.

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    Once when having a fight with DH a couple years ago I asked him to not be so abrupt with me, he responded by shouting "DON'T USE WORDS I DON'T UNDERSTAND" I could not stop laughing and at the time it just made him that much angrier.

    When my Bub was first diagnosed with a chromosomal abnormality my SIL told me it was because I didn't eat mushrooms and therefore if I started eating for the rest of my pregnancy it would "fix him". She also said this about our male factor infertility, not sure how my eating mushrooms would fix that one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allymumtobe View Post
    Once when having a fight with DH a couple years ago I asked him to not be so abrupt with me, he responded by shouting "DON'T USE WORDS I DON'T UNDERSTAND" I could not stop laughing and at the time it just made him that much angrier.

    When my Bub was first diagnosed with a chromosomal abnormality my SIL told me it was because I didn't eat mushrooms and therefore if I started eating for the rest of my pregnancy it would "fix him". She also said this about our male factor infertility, not sure how my eating mushrooms would fix that one!
    Sounds like your SIL has had too many 'magic mushrooms'!

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