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    Quote Originally Posted by Lincolns mummy View Post
    I have a friend who sneaks off to the bathroom after s$x to punch herself in the uterus because she doesn't want to fall pregnant. She was horrified when I explained you don't actually fall pregnant the second you do the deed.
    Wow, that's actually quite disturbing...

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    A girl I used to work with, when talking about getting a tan on a sunbed, and me telling her its not safe (especially as she'd had a tumour in her foot recently)
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    Haha I have one, these are great!

    So a friend of mine had sex with her bf and the condom broke (we were about 20 at the time) and she went and got the morning after pill. She told me and another friend about it as she was obviously worried.

    The next week, the other friend who she told also had sex (with some random guy), she basically was trying to copy first friend, except she really had no clue! She came to me and told me and then showed me a box of 10 ovulation tests she had just bought, I asked her what they were for and she told me she wanted to check if she was pregnant.... I was like 'umm u only had sex last night and those are ovulation tests, not pregnancy tests...'

    I suspect she didn't even have an 'accident' and just wanted the attention. Haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lincolns mummy View Post
    I have a friend who sneaks off to the bathroom after s$x to punch herself in the uterus because she doesn't want to fall pregnant. She was horrified when I explained you don't actually fall pregnant the second you do the deed.

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    I shared a house with a bunch of friends back in my teens and my male mate comes up to me with raw potatoes in the pot and a masher in his hand and asks me if he mashes the potatoes before or after they are cooked !

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    After watching one of the ice age movies a few months back I asked ExDP why you didn't see any mammoths around

    I'm quite ashamed of myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lincolns mummy View Post
    I have a friend who sneaks off to the bathroom after s$x to punch herself in the uterus because she doesn't want to fall pregnant. She was horrified when I explained you don't actually fall pregnant the second you do the deed.

    Wtf? Wouldn't a condom or the pill be a less, um, violent (and more effective) form of contraception?

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    If you stand a baby under six months on there feet they will get brain damage. Ask my MIL she will tell you. Funniest , most stupidist thing I have ever heard. I make sure I stand bubs up when she is around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MichelleClareBear View Post
    Yesterday my dads fiancee said "she is only 7 weeks pregnant (about me) so she really isn't pregnant yet not until 12 weeks at least thats when the baby forms.... so we will wait until then to talk about it"

    I stood there shaking my head.
    Love this... It's funny how people just take bits of info and form their own theories


 

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