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25-04-2013 20:26 #21-
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25-04-2013 20:27 #22
Ohh I remembered another one!
At antenatal class the midwife had just finished explaining c-sections. One of the guys asked if the other organs were removed during a c-section e.g. Kidneys and then put back in afterwards.
25-04-2013 20:29 #23Senior Member
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I was once told "gosh of only you had a girl and a boy - they would be really identical then" aren't my identical twin boys identical enough???
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25-04-2013 20:35 #24
Oh these are hilarious!
25-04-2013 20:44 #25
I'm doing a nursing course, we got handed an exam and could see the questions. The guy behind me asked if it was multiple choice. Everyone laughed coz it was obvious it was. Towards the end he whispered 'what did you get for this question' I said 'b' and he said 'what other one? It's multiple choice you have to choose 2'
25-04-2013 20:48 #26
I was once reading an article to my dp about a stupid man who put an eel up his bum which ate through his colon into his intestines. Anyway so I pronounced colon as Colin. Dp was laughing at me and pointed out I said it wrong. I asked how you actually say it and then I said to dp " haha that sounds like it would be a good boys name" and then dp said "no that's Colin, what u originally said" hahaha face palm to me!
25-04-2013 20:53 #27
Tonight I've made Vegetarian lasagne
Ohhhhh...what sort of meat is in that?
(True story...one of the first conversations my mum and now DH had)
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25-04-2013 20:54 #28
"I had no idea going blonde could cause damage to my hair".
The amount of times a week a client will be surprised when I tell them going lighter/bleaching their hair can cause brittleness and damage is insane.
I thought it was common knowledge o.0
25-04-2013 20:57 #29
"This deep fried ice cream isn't hot, it's meant to be hot".
25-04-2013 21:02 #30
At my old work I was setting up for breakfast, got out the butter, jam, veggiemite and peanut butter. Usually we used smooth, today we had crunchy.
As I was putting it in the bowl my co worker comes running up and says, you can't serve that, it has nuts in it!! (She was very panicked)
Yep, because apparently smooth doesn't! Lol
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