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    Quote Originally Posted by Lincolns mummy View Post
    Sounds like your SIL has had too many 'magic mushrooms'!
    You don't know how spot on you are there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allymumtobe View Post
    Once when having a fight with DH a couple years ago I asked him to not be so abrupt with me, he responded by shouting "DON'T USE WORDS I DON'T UNDERSTAND" I could not stop laughing and at the time it just made him that much angrier.

    When my Bub was first diagnosed with a chromosomal abnormality my SIL told me it was because I didn't eat mushrooms and therefore if I started eating for the rest of my pregnancy it would "fix him". She also said this about our male factor infertility, not sure how my eating mushrooms would fix that one!
    You eat the mushrooms and your DH's sperm get better?? I've heard some ridiculous infertility 'cures' but that takes the cake. LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allymumtobe View Post
    Once when having a fight with DH a couple years ago I asked him to not be so abrupt with me, he responded by shouting "DON'T USE WORDS I DON'T UNDERSTAND" I could not stop laughing and at the time it just made him that much angrier.
    I FREAKIN LOVE THIS!!! It's hilarious! I'm cracking up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allymumtobe View Post
    Once when having a fight with DH a couple years ago I asked him to not be so abrupt with me, he responded by shouting "DON'T USE WORDS I DON'T UNDERSTAND" I could not stop laughing and at the time it just made him that much angrier.

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    My brother was heading off for a surf one day when it was raining. This is the conversation my brother & mother had:

    Mum: You can't go surfing in the rain!!
    Bro: Why not?
    Mum: You'll get wet!!
    Bro: ...

    It took her a minute to get it... We still laugh about it, 15 years later!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mordygordy View Post
    If you stand a baby under six months on there feet they will get brain damage. Ask my MIL she will tell you. Funniest , most stupidist thing I have ever heard. I make sure I stand bubs up when she is around.
    Haha this made me LOL! My DS1 was pulling himself up to stand at 5 months, he is now a bright, smart almost 5 year old lol

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    Loving this thread :-)

    Three months after I had my DS, a friend of my sisters asked when his fingernails grew. When I told her he was born with them she was fascinated for months at the fact babies were born with fingernails. Blew her mind when I told her they are born with hair also! Lol

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    A girl I used to work with in a Woolies deli (who was also studying to be a primary school teacher) thought a turkey was a male chicken!! Have no idea what she thought a rooster was!

    My brother (28) thinks that bulls are a different species to cows!

    My sister on seeing my mum order buffalo wings said "I didn't know you ate buffalo mum" we then asked her if buffalo have wings and she had to seriously think about it! Lol

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    I used to live in a share house with my best friend and another guy (a friend of a friend). I overheard this convo one day

    Best friend: (walking out of the bathroom) why is there hair in my razor?

    Guy: I used it to shave my coconut

    Coconut is not a euphuism, he had a coconut he bought from woollies and had shaved it. It was sitting on the kitchen bench.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sam4frankie View Post
    My brother was heading off for a surf one day when it was raining. This is the conversation my brother & mother had:

    Mum: You can't go surfing in the rain!!
    Bro: Why not?
    Mum: You'll get wet!!
    Bro: ...

    It took her a minute to get it... We still laugh about it, 15 years later!
    My mum felt the same about us going swimming in the rain!

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