Bubhub BugleHas it really been a whole 12 months(plus!) since we were last in publication? And what a 12 months it has been, BH'ers!
The news you can use to loose your shoes
In what has to be the most sensational item to hit our inbox during our year-long vay-cay, I'm sure it hasn't managed to escape the keen public's eye that the forum seems to be in the grips of a new forum manager. No longer do the Mods have to put up with taking direction from Stinky Veve, (file photo), since earlier this year tensions in Modland came to a head when Administrator RaryGirl (pronounced rah-ree-girl)reportedly threw her glass of pink champagne at Stinky Veve's feet and then proceeded to give veve a mighty pink and sparkly wedgie. Rumour is that Rarygirl (file photo) was made new Forum Manager not longer after.
This hullabullo of course had a knock-on effect, throwing the whole of modland into disarray- feather boa's and champagne flutes flying everywhere, whilst one insider was reportedly using the chaos as an opportunity to rig the votes for this years awards before the voting had even started.
Outside of modland, the Blue's were left dazed and confused, wondering what on Earth had happened to their beloved Awards Ceremony- an opportunity to get all dressed up and take a hot date to the most anticipated event of the year.
Bookies had been illegally taking bets on when the exact date of the awards was going to be, as well as which dreamboats would score an elusive invite to the party of the year. Indeed, word out of Hollywood is that some of the world's most eligible leading men have been refusing any work offered to them over the months of March and April, in the vain hopes that they would be contacted with an invitation to partner a BH member to the awards event.
So, with frocks being chosen, dates being nabbed left, right and centre, one question remains on everyone's lips, Oh dear loyal readers:
Have you nominated yet?
Bubhub Bugle Reporter.
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04-04-2013 13:12 #1
The Bubhub Bugle
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04-04-2013 19:40 #3
ah the Bugle - how I have missed thee
08-04-2013 07:26 #4The Bubhub Bugle
How funky is your chicken?
Well readers, another dreary monday morning outside in the real world (pff, as if many of us take notice of that!) but things are certainly heating up in the awards date thread.
The claws are out and no one seems to be safe. BH members are launching scathing attacks and smear campaigns against each other in order to secure their man or lady of choice as a date to the awards. Although it all seems nice on the surface, small ripples of tension are a dead give-away to what is really happening.
Anonymous sources have been calling the BH Bugle office all morning with tip-offs on who is blackmailing whom, and who is in trouble with the police due to blatant harmful behaviour. And, never ones to hold back on the juicy, juicy gossip, the BH Bugle can officially reveal:
1. One member has started a trend of bringing cadavers to the night of nights, and several members seem to be inclined to follow in her footsteps... we just want to know will her distraction of wearing red lips and pearls be enough of a distraction from the odor of rotting flesh that will be coming from her table?
2. Kel Knight is a surprise addition to the guest list after DancingChipmonk sent her plus one invite his way. Kath Day-Knight is said to be "absolutely gropeable and she is out to get that foxy-moron for all she is worth"
3. An olympic hockey player has also been invited courtesy of BH member Jellyfishie; all reports are that so far everybody else has been left scratching their heads as to exactly who he is.
4. Member Wannawannabe has caused quite the commotion, and left the committee in charge of seating with a rather large headache after she announced that she was bringing Hugh Jackman with a never-ending bucket of water as her date. Lots of requests have come through from members wishing to be seated at her table so they can watch the spectacle again and again. And again.
No word from long-time Jackman escort veve, who has bought Jackman to the awards ceremony for umpteen years previous. We at the bugle feel that her silence is deafening..
(eek, if looks could kill!)
5. In a completely left of field request, Stiflers Mom has invited Eric Bana but only in full star trek get up... which has left a lot of people confused- why have Eric looking like this:
When you can have Eric looking like this:
Mmm...looks like Mr Manganiello...
Sorry dear readers, side-tracked as usual. This reporter is off to get her morning coffee in the hopes she will see her husband through new eyes.
The Following User Says Thank You to Mod-Nomsie For This Useful Post:
08-04-2013 18:10 #5
hmm - I got this today in my in box
Dear BH Bugle
Is there a complaints department that I can address my concerns to?
Your reporter (Mrs P. Thetic) has revealed confidential information and I would like your paper to address this.
Concerned BH Member
08-04-2013 18:18 #6
The bubhub bugle
C/o co.rupt enterprises
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09-04-2013 21:29 #7
Do we know where to send bribes regarding seating? Cadavers near the powder room and I'm sure I heard somewhere Thor has accepted .... drool, can sit at my table, plus his date too of course
11-04-2013 10:33 #8The Bubhub Bugle
We've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
It's fashion time! Yes ladies and the few meager gentlemen that drop in on BH from time to time, today and in coming articles we've got all the top hints and tips on what is hot and what is not and what you should be seen wearing to the awards this season. And, to top it all off, we not only have a nice announcement about a change in the voting system this year, but we are also having a giveaway!
So, without further adieu, let's get straight into the what's hot section for this awards season.
Of course, being that this ceremony will be predominantly attended by women all throwing back glasses of fat free champagne, you can bet your bottom dollar that the line into the ladies' room is going to be long and full of b!tchiness (OMG, I can't believe she left her date just sitting there in favour of that cadaver over at table 3! ) So, without bringing back that old gem the she-we (that was SO 2009!), this dress will allow you to duck out the back, spin the dress around to face the right way and go in quick comfort AND style. Bonus.
For those of us who are expecting our first or perhaps subsequent little bundles of joy, and who will be sporting a belly at the ceremony but are worried that people will mistake you for someone who has indulged in too many cocktail franks (because that is the type of classy party we throw, ladies!), then this is the solution for you. It's not in your face, it doesn't have words printed all over it (because lets face it, who wants that?!) and yet it is subtle enough to say "no, I didn't overeat. I am having a baby".
Either that, or you did EAT the BABY.
And of course, who can forget our male counterparts? Not ones to be left standing out of the lime-light whilst the women lap up all of the attention, the hottest thing this since is actually a revisit back to the glory days of the 70's in a totally hip and suave lounge suit. Yes guys, you will have the ladies queuing up to meet you for hours all saying "Ryan who?" once they see your hamburger meat hanging out in this little baby. (To clarify, hamburger meat is chest hair, get your mind out of the gutter!)
Stay tuned for our next installment- what you shouldn't be seen dead in if you want to remain credible.
The Bubhub Bugle
11-04-2013 11:42 #9
*Splutter* at the 'hamburger meat'!
(and yes, my mind was in the gutter)
11-04-2013 12:58 #10
Bahaha, DP refers to chest hair as hamburger meat all the time, so it was natural for me to put it in there.. and then I stopped and thought about it...thankfully I did put in that clarification!
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