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    ...if you're extra lucky some of that hairy goodness might make contact as he leans across you to reach for the oil...

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    Now imagine yourself... On a massage table... Nothing but a towel between you and those red beauties...
    *vomit*

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    * projectile vomit *

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    Lol, too far lambjam, too far!!

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    What, no part 3?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lambjam View Post
    ...if you're extra lucky some of that hairy goodness might make contact as he leans across you to reach for the oil...
    Now you are seriously under report

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    They're so tight that he wouldn't get wood.

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    Now imagine yourself... On a massage table... Nothing but a towel between you and those red beauties...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stiflers Mom View Post
    They're so tight that he wouldn't get wood.
    Now you've gone and brought *wood* into it.....


    Meanwhile, I think Lambjam is posturing herself to write the next 50 Shades, with a hint of the Thornbirds, but with the lead male character fantasising about living in Kirrabilly house with an extra big wardrobe for all of his speedos.
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    STOP! my stomach is hurting so much from laughing and my laughter is unsettling the youngest!!!!

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    Careful now, there's more where that came from...


 

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