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    I heard this lame joke when I was younger and laughed and laughed and laughed, though I think I was drunk at the time LOL...

    What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof?

    Get off.

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    Default Re: Your best joke!

    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?


    Nacho cheese


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    Quote Originally Posted by meesha87 View Post
    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?


    Nacho cheese


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    In high school that was my best friends favourite joke
    Eughhh so lamee >__<

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    Quote Originally Posted by meesha87 View Post
    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?


    Nacho cheese


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    I was just coming in to say this lol
    best. joke. ever.

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    What goes ha ha plop ?

    The Easter bunny laughing his head off.

    This was told by the then assistant principal at infants assembly at my kids school, I thought it was hilarious but I don't think the kids did.


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    What sort of bees make milk?

    Boo-bees (boobies) hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by CMF View Post
    I heard this lame joke when I was younger and laughed and laughed and laughed, though I think I was drunk at the time LOL...

    What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof?

    Get off.

    Bahahaha! Cant stop laughing!

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    Default Your best joke!

    Why did the boy fall off his bike?
    Someone threw a fridge at him.

    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef.

    What do you call a cat who swallowed a duck?
    A duckfilledfattypuss

    Oh my, so lame! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boobycino View Post
    I laughed so hard I couldn't stop the first time I heard this and probably the most I've laughed over any one joke. And any person I've ever told since has only ever managed a weak/polite "ha" or and awkward stare.

    But....

    *drum roll*

    Why was Noddy angry?

    Because elephants have Big Ears.

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    BAHAHAHAHA!!!

    That's pretty good! I can just picture an elephant with Big Ears held at ransom!

    Can't believe people don't get it.

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